I know my value

while u all know to me clark kent smallville is a kinsey 6 homosexual you maybe don't know i think he's the only one like i think pretty much all other clark's are straight or bisexual and i think he finds this out at the big multiverse meeting like talking about how hard it is that he doesn't want to fuck his hot girlfriend and not being attracted to women but forced to have so much sex with them and all the other supermen are like um no yeah i do like personally for myself no hate only love personally for myself i love eating pussy. yeah women are extremely attractive and then they can see he's starting to freak out so a few of them are like but you know men are great too! and birthright superman is like yeah i mean i mostly prefer men and 2025 superman is like lois pegs me which isn't the same thing but he thinks it might help. which it doesn't. and gay clark kent smallville is like oh my god even among all the other supermen in the multiverse im completely alone and a freak next thing i know you guys are going to tell me you weren't friends with lex luthor and 2025 superman is like LEX??? and current run superman is like i mean yeah sure i let him hit sometimes (shrug) and birthright superman is like the way our friendship in high school fell apart is my greatest regret. and gay clark is like oh wow at least there's that he was so much cooler and older i never understood why he'd want to waste his time with a high school kid like me and then all the supermen are like wait what. and clark's like um we met when i was in high school? and they're like and he was too right? and clark's like no he was CEO of lexcorps and they're like wait so how old and gay clark's like im not sure i should answer that and theyre all like gay clark how old was he!! and gay clark is like im MORE than just gay clark and then 2025 superman is like yeah you're also statuatory in progress clark and then he's like darn it sorry that wasn't very nice and gay clark is like (crossing his arms) i dont have to listen to this. my wife is waiting for me on the other side of the portal. and then while all the other supermen are mouthing things like wife? wasn't he gay? he jumps back through. and tells lois that they'll have to reschedule they're monthly two minute missionary because he thinks the trip did something to his body.

I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT PASSES MY DASH BECAUSE IT IS DELIGHTFUL AND MAKES ME LAUGH!

Natasha: Gimme a hand here Bucky: *sounds of detaching arm* Natasha: James, no-

i just. i miss the old mcu. i miss my blorbos from back in the day and I am interested in where the current mcu has gone and what it's up to but there's so much out there and a lot of it is tv shows i don't have access to and i don't like the character choices that got made and i just. i miss the old mcu. i wish it'd gotten a half-decent ending so it didn't feel like disney is just dragging around the corpse of this thing i used to like