kick names, take ass

I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of "people also watched" and "for you" into the results. That's not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.

just realized that there were definitely celebrities who got infected in the last of us which is hilarious to think about. imagine getting attacked by a zombie and your last thought before you die is "is that fucking justin timberlake?"

not to sound like a victorian woman suffering from hysteria but i do think going to the sea would fix me

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

anxiety is so weird like why is my mental illness in my stomach

Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12

My problem is I never healed I just kept going

the language barrier between my brain and everyone else. devastating

the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me

number...

time to get into new media! sure hope i wont get unreasonably attached to a random fictional character

by talos this can't be happening

*throws ibuprofen on the ground and watches the aging tumblr populous peck at them like chickens*

Don't be ridiculous. Our backs and knees absolutely cannot do that.