Whatever Works

Something: happens

No better feeling than seeing an internet argument between two people, inserting yourself and ganging up on a stranger.

No one ever read the best Poem ever written

Them: how you doin?

Probably not queer enough to channel Frank Ocean ass whoopin’ bisexuality, but I owe it to myself to try

Bet some of the minions are like “why am I an unholy creature that lives beyond the sight of gods grace?” But it just comes out like “bebebb banana”

My whole year has felt like this picture of Kirsten Dunst. I cannot explain in more detail:

If you don’t like pride month you aren’t proud of yourself.

I’m like if the part of the ghost busters theme song where they go “bustin makes me feel good” was a person.

Started following people who repost me because they clearly have good taste.

Standing at a cork board with a note that says “funny?” And a note that says “Idaho shark attack” whilst holding a red string and shaking my head vigorously.