Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar

*sees two women interacting for five seconds in a show*: c’mooooon lesbians *shaking dice in fist* mama needs a new pair of lesbians

Then they spit roast me

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

impressing the milfs at the parent teacher conference by unflattening pennies

[citation not needed. no prablem]

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

Normal sized fidget toy

Top ten glands in your body to produce venom with

for sure the balls

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

Im not naked in the bath I am wearing the water Okay

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

season 2 of heated rivalry should start with both of them dying in a freak plane crash and then pivot into a nature documentary about ants