Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?
I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.
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Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?
I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.

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Kalush Orchestra of Ukraine wins the Eurovision Song Contest 2022 with 631 points.
+ Timur Miroshnychenko, the Ukrainian commentator's reaction from his bunker:
good job for the public, giving the most points to the oddest performances!
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Everyone: France is going to sing a boring ballad as usual
France:
everybody shut up moldova just walked on stage and we’re about to experience peAK EUROVISION!!!!!!!