welcum 2 mai twizted minddd

Pocket sized celery

life size bean

human bean?

tomorrow might be the best tuesday of ur entire life and i think that is a good thing to remember

life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon

Only 90’s kids will remember Ray

i love the idea of star wars instagram bc i’m really into the concept of luke posting grayscale images of his deserted island and selfies of him posing in his exile couture getup and staring into the distance with no caption and leia keeps sending him dm’s like where r u??? and he never replies but he keeps posting his #looks

i BEElieve in you

really pretty, but also could be called “Creative cakes that are 90% fondant and thus uneatable.”

THE CHARMANDER ONE THO YOU'D HAVE TO KILL HIM TO BLOW OUT YOUR CANDLE :^(

another classic….. slain by the new post format…….. when will this madness en d……………