Not a dream
This guy from uni hit me up and started hitting on me and he kept telling me that I have such an innocent look to me and look way younger and that he thought I was 19 tops (he is 23 and I am 25 actually) which immediately gave me a bad vibe, long story short he followed me on Insta and we kept chatting there and then he randomly attacked me about having a public IG profile and not being bothered about having 3k followers, most of which I don't know personally, and when I kept telling him it really wasn't a problem for me and that I like my followers and 3k wasn't that much to begin with, he hit me with a "you're way different than I thought," and said stuff like he guesses that I am not as innocent as he thought (wtf dude) and that he doesn't approve of the content I post ?????? and doesnt't see a point of the two of us talking anymore??? like, okay creep, I'd rather not be talking to you either and I was just being polite to you but insulting my followers who have never done anything wrong to you and have been nothing but nice, respectful and supportive to me??? Fuck off
not to mention that this is what he deemed to be my scandalous posts
Because this post has gotten so long, I've decided to write a summary reblog to save y'all the effort of endlessly scrolling, so here's what happened!
Everyone reacted amazingly to this and decided to help me be extra petty towards creepy uni guy by getting my followers from 3k to a larger number and I can't believe that in just a few days y'all got me to 9k??? Simple out of spite??? I love it and I love you all ❤❤
Creepy uni guy unfollowed me after I made a Christmas post about hitting 7.5k and thanking everyone for following me (per everybody's amazing suggestion, so he would see that I have even more followers now without me direcy telling him because we are all about the subtle pettiness), and I know he knows I have even more followers now because I found him among the people who have seen my most recent story!!! He must be so shook! We got him!!!
Since no one IRL knows I run this blog (and I'd like to keep it as such), people were shook about my sudden influx of attention and another uni guy hit me up and accused me of buying followers because he couldn't understand why I have so many all of a sudden. As if I have money for that!!!
The next morning, I woke up to a message from third uni guy who told me that my post thanking people for following me was "sooooo stuck-up" and in another twist of events, a uni friend decided to jokingly start promoting his own Insta under my most recent post and promised he would post candids of me when he hits a 1000 followers. 😭 He was kidding though and he himself immediately messaged me to tell me he would never post any pictures of me without permission, he just thought this would be a funny thing to say due to all the attention. He was also super supportive about the boost of followers and sent me screenshots showing me I am trending in all the local tags that I used on my post.
On a separate note, he is literally someone who I talk to every day and no one should be sending him hate because he is a good friend, but do you know who also started talking to me and refollowed me after like a year of unfollowing me? A former friend/wannabe influencer who used to be sooooooo frosty to me and unfollowed me without a word and just stopped talking to me alltogether, but is now being extra nice since she has like 4 times less followers than I do! Shameless. So tons of stuff happened on this post.
tl;dr Creepy guy unfollowed me after realizing how many followers I have but is still watching my IG stories, other people attacked me over the increase in followers, my post ended up trending in multiple tags, my friend is trolling on it, no one irl knows I run this blog and a former friend is trying to learn my secret so she would emmulate "my success" even though she hates me
WHY IS IT STILL HAPPENING
Y'ALL... IT'S BEEN MINUTES
Insta knows the truth about who you are
You mean y'all k-know that I am... John... Mulaney??????















