Anonymous Ginger

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Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

paid sick leave exists in a majority of countries on earth and the US government is acting like the demand for it is a radical anticapitalist act that will destroy the economy. OK

remember this when the media continues to focus on negative impacts of the strike instead of how simple the demand is

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

When the GPS lady tells me to make a U-turn I do it no matter what. I'll do anything women ask of me

Trampolines are so fucking stupid like ooh look at me I can jump high. Worthless creation

the brian murphy/jake hurwitz ability to play a man so pathetic………………………………