Dumpster Fire

don't let people enjoy things

Catgirl head would be fucking atrocious. I'm the only one brave enough to say this.

Ok

YEOWCH MY PESIS

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

[image description: a digital illustration of carmilla and laura from carmilla. they're standing in a doorway at night, laura holding a candle while carmilla smiles and pulls her into a kiss. end description.]

being an executioner used to be an inherited job. imagine dealing with teen angst and also job shadowing your dad the town’s torturer

Oh it's just the Society of Pius X again. They got excommunicated a while back, but one of the recent popes forgave them. I guess they're being excommunicated again lol.

Call me when they declare an antipope

My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared