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Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

mid day nap in the summer isn’t even a choice you make it’s a thing that happens to you

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud

my dead wife. the ad free internet

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

penultimate is such a good word. its like....maybe the second best word

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

i don't really want to weight in on the "using big words in your writing is ableist" discourse happening on tiktok because i'm like 90% certain it's an anti-intellectual psyop to stir up drama in online circles to promote the use of ai to summarize literally everything and thus feeding the LLMs and lowering the populace's mistrust of such tools but i also have to say: dictionaries and thesauruses are the most accessible they've ever been. if you use an e-reader of any kind you can look up a word without leaving the page. there's a plethora of online dictionaries and if you just type a word + "meaning" into google it'll usually give you a definition. we used to have pocket dictionaries we used when reading in class. i have two on my shelf right now that i used in high school. stop letting the fascists purposefully misuse anti-ableism rhetoric to trick you into never thinking again.

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

it is actually so important to me to be alone at my house

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

trying to calculate which part of your godforsaken body you should aim to preserve while choosing a sleeping position on any given night

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this