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I think I found my new favorite comic of all time

this morning on yard duty, i saved a large, sleepy bumble bee from some children who were gonna stomp on it because children are afraid of things. the bee was cold, and moving very slowly, not up to flying yet. i picked up the bee and it climbed my arm. the children screamed. i told them it was ok. the bee got onto my neck and into my hair. the children kept telling me that it was in my hair. i turned my head so the bee was in the sun. i stood there with the children and the bee until it warmed up and flew away. see, i said, it didn’t hurt me. if you don’t hurt things, they usually don’t hurt you. 

I went back to this school after a week away and a boy in year one in the lunch line said to me “remember when you holded the bee?”

pure

Actual conversation I just had

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

metamorphic or igneous

neither, dwayne the

#you just made it a higher stakes game of hide and seek

theres a guy in my asian art hist. class who is visually the epitome of a redneck stereotype except hes an art history major and is very clearly passiomate about it

imagine a bowlegged white guy with a beard wearing flannel, a belt buckle, and cowboy boots talk about the intricacies of a hindu temple in sri lanka. this is the future liberals want

Fuck yes it is

adhd culture is writing fast but having your mind go even faster so you accidentally a few words