It's been waaaaaaay too long since I posted on here! So sorry guys :)
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Today's Document
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we're not kids anymore.


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It's been waaaaaaay too long since I posted on here! So sorry guys :)

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so it turns out after months of hard work im not actually allowed to graduate next month because i failed two subjects :( feel like such a failure
Book Recommendations for Sarah J. Maas Fans
The Girl of Fire and Thorns by Rae Carson Grave Mercy by Robin LaFevers The Winner’s Curse by Marie Rutkoski The Young Elites by Marie Lu Poison Study by Maria V. Snyder The Kiss of Deception by Mary E. Pearson Red Queen by Victoria Aveyard Snow Like Ashes by Sara Raasch Cruel Beauty by Rosamund Hodge
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UK RENNER FANS THE TOWN IS ON 5STAR RIGHT NOW!

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#you did it pal
CARPE DIEM
I PASSED MY DISSERTATION!!!!!

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been sat here for the past two hours trying to re-write my CV :/
UPDATE: i finished it and have spent the past few hours job searching and now i feel like shit because i have to experience apart from animal work
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sad
The Return of Jafar charliekelly69:
i had to reblog this because im actually pissig mysefl
Let’s take a second to compare Aladdin to The Return of Jafar:
Ouch
Esmorolda and Corpet
kelverse
I’ve been hysterically wheezy laughing at the last gif for about two minutes solid
I get so angry, then u get to the last gif and I’m crying of laughter
i was at a grocery store really late one night and some old guy kind of eyed me as i walked out of the store next to this other lady. She and I made eye contact and i knew she was scared too. we loaded up our groceries into our cars as fast as possible and I had way more bags than her so she got done faster than me. I panicked because i was sure she was going to leave so i just hurried faster, shaking a little, and then i noticed she sat in her car, watching me and making sure nobody came near. She waited not until all my groceries were loaded, or until my cart was put away, or until I got into my car. No, she didn’t drive away until I drove away.
And that was the moment that I realized how much women need other women. That we can’t win this war without each other and we have to be looking out for each other, every second.
my last year in new york city, i got off the subway around 9 or 10p.m. i only lived about 5 blocks from the f train, but i hadn’t gotten more than two before a woman’s hand suddenly touched my arm.
“that guy behind us is following you,” she said. “he was watching you leave the train car and followed you up.”
i hadn’t noticed him, or at least not noticed him following me. when we stopped outside a grocery store, he stopped half a block back and loitered. the woman linked her arm with mine and walked me several blocks out of her way to my front door and made sure i got inside safely.
another time, nocigar and i were walking home and at a stoplight a stranger grabbed my arm when i wouldn’t respond to him and tried to physically drag me over to him. she—who is, by the way, not a very physically imposing girl—ripped his hand off my arm and snarled, “don’t fucking touch her.”
protect your friends. protect strangers. there are good men in the world, but don’t wait for them to do something if you can do it yourself.
I was at a club once and my friend left with her boyfriend so I finished my drink and was heading out to the parking lot when three girls came up to me and basically surrounded me.
“Those guys behind us were talking about following you. We can walk with you.”
I have MMA training but have never in my life had been offered the protection and sanction of my own gender. This is so important.
GIRL CODE. FUCKIN’ GIRL CODE. LEAVE NO GIRL BEHIND. EVER.
The Freaky Ass Furniture of Catherine The Great
This is Catherine The Great. She was a legendary Empress of Russia and ruled longer than any other leader, and she did a damn good job by all accounts. People loved her, she worked hard, she was smart, and she was also one of the proudest motherfucking freaks in HISTORY. She proved to the world that just because you look a little like Lady John Lithgow does not mean you are undesirable, and just because you’re royalty does not mean you can’t be a horny goddess of filth.
There’s this rumor that Catherine’s biggest conquest was a literal goddamn horse, but historians believe that it’s just a sick rumor that some hating ass bitches made up because they were intimidated that a woman could not only be in charge of a country but of her own sexual predilections. HMM, THANK GOD TIMES HAVE CHANGED???
Anyway, Catherine used her money to finance this fuck pad room in her castle that was an homage to doin’ the nasty. Catherine’s Pinterest board must have looked like a fucking PornHub screenshot because this is what that beautiful proud slut decorated her lair with:
A chair that is so classically beautiful and…oh my damn…what in the hell..
IS THAT CHAIR SUCKING A DAMN DICK?
THAT IS THE DEVIL AND HE IS EATING A PUSSY LIKE HELLFIRE’S GONNA SHOOT OUT OF IT
YOU NOT A BAD BITCH UNLESS YOUR OFFICE CHAIR HAS A PANTALOON-LESS VULVA AIRING ITSELF OUT ON IT.
THERE ARE GIANT WANGS GROWING OUT OF GIANT CHI-CHIS HOLDING UP A CORNUCOPIA OF FINELY-CRAFTED, CLASSICAL ASS, BAROQUE ASS, ROCOCO ASS GENITALS, WITH THEIR TORRENTIAL EJACULATIONS. HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA GO TO IKEA AFTER THIS SHIT?
I wish there were more pictures of the original pieces, but in the 50′s some uptight German Army dipshits destroyed her collection because it gave them shameful boners or something. An artist has recreated her utilitarian odes to fuck, but it is truly sad that we cultured skanks can never appreciate such high art in its original glory. Damn, Cathy. Respect.
jesus fucking christ
@lucleon los quisiera todos, en especial la mesa jajaja
Yo también quiero la mesa y la del diablo lamiendo culo o coño

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been sat here for the past two hours trying to re-write my CV :/
UPDATE: first of all, i want to say a big thank you for the help with the reblogs and the donations. because of single one of you, i could pay the rent, the light bill from april and buy my mom’s meds. i already told that, but i am editing the post, so, i’m repeating. thank you!
now… i think that everyone here knows about my coccyx. i’m not fully recovered from the sinusitis and i’m still without any strenght to get up from my bed, and because of this my coccyx is fiery i started to feel so much pain in my low back, went to the hospital yesterday moning and the doctor saw what i didn’t. is a little red and he said that i need antibiotics to try to contain the bone fiery and i really don’t know if i’ll need to remove the coccyx, which i think that would be awesome, because the pain would go away, but i don’t know. i don’t have insurance and can’t pay one, and if he say this to me, i’ll go nuts. this fucking crisis in brazil, seems impossible to get a job here, and how much i stay in my home and bed, all the pains increases because of the depression. i need to buy 3 antibiotics and 4 differents meds for pain, and i still need to pay another light bill. if you have ways to help me, all the infos are bellow. if you can’t, you can help me reblogging this post. again, thanks everyone, for everything.
here you can find the “master post” where i explained everything,
i’ll leave the infos here:
paypal: [email protected] (choose “payment for products”) ~ the taxes are very much low there, so, if is possible to you donate through paypal, will be an awesome help.
gofundme: i made a video there, if you want to watch.
so please, before you hit me in the face with your so sweet and kind offenses, read every single word. thank you.
UPDATE 2: my brother in law bought one of the meds that i needed to take, one of the antibiotics, but he could bought only one. i couldn’t take a picture of the prescriptions sooner, but here they are. xxx (this one is injectable and the doctor said that is very painful, but i can’t imagine NOTHING more painful that the pain that i am feeling now. this is one of the antibiotics) xxx (here are three meds for pain, only for pain.) xxx (and here, another painkiller and the other antibiotic.) has been days since i brough this to here, and i didn’t have any help. probably is everyone thinking “jesus christ, someone murder this girl.” believe me, i think the same every day. i put the pictures now because my gf is helping me, i can’t stay sit for long. so, please, if you have ways to help me to buy those meds, i’ll be eternal grateful. i didn’t sleep for days. i’m feeling like i am a zombie, but with a LOT of pain.
I am passing these last days with my bedroom closed, windows and door, me and my eyes. Most of time i am sleeping, because I can’t stand this pain. Sometimes I ask God to take me. Sometimes, all I want is close my eyes and never open them again x.x
it’s 02:30am in Brazil and I couldn’t sleep. The pain is almost killing me. I needed assistance from my gf to get up from my bed today, to have bath and etc. I am going crazy because of this pain. Please, if you can and care about me, help me to buy my meds. They are expensive and I truly don’t know what else I can do, besides cry.