Egg

God I love Robin Buckley that's it that's the tweet

idc Dr. Santos is such a babe she can do no wrong

Homestuck is so funny cause you really CAN'T fight the Homestuck, sooner or later you always come back

"Now that you don't have to be perfect; you can be good" is just...god John Steinbeck was cooking when he made that quote, like how do you even THINK of that?

Grace calling someone "a waste of carbon" is unironically so cunty

Jane Eyre, god I love Jane Eyre, few classic novels have reached me that much, and god I love Jane herself, god I think I'll miss that story for a long time

Thomas Hardy is just.....fuck.

Starting Anne with an E is so funny cause I just started the first episode and I know the second I finish the series I'm going to be in such a state of actual fucking morning

Getting into classical literature is so funny because one day you wake up and you say "I must surmise in that regard that this person is a rabble-rouser intent on eating the last of my bread" when talking about your cat eating your bread, and then its just 'oh no am i stuck talking like this for forever?"

Okay but "Second Child, Restless Child" is SUCH a Cal Trask Song