Prince Luis’ Mangussy

what if there was a bug...who fucked

trying to make friends online like hey. do you wanna torture this guy with me?

I am obsessed with fictional guys being really weird about each other. Hard at work in the plausible deniability mines. You know those pairings who would jerk each other off before they'd kiss

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

UPDATE: I think I may have gone too far on this. I was making a whole production of being stupefied and enfeebled after he brought me my morning pistachio frappe. I had my manservant bring me to my chambers so I could cough weakly in my bed with the sunshine falling weakly across my pallid face because I know he really likes that but he didn't even smile and I heard him whispering "I didn't even poison that one" to his dark serpent. Now he hasn't even whispered maliciously into my ear all day and the servants say they saw him alone in his chambers bouncing his scrying orb into the wall. Should I come clean and apologise or do I try to make it seem like someone else poisoned me? It might cheer him up to have an imaginary rival to plot against

frotting can have a winner and loser

frotting can have a victim

hey itll be okay. blorbo covered in blood

When maids and concubines do murders in historical dramas I don’t think that’s a crime. They should be allowed to do that

feels like im always recovering. when do i get to live

"it's okay to rest for as long as you need from burnout" how long is it actually going to take though. there's stuff i wanna do.

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

well. at least we'll always have alarming age gaps n problematic power imbalances

i love when sex with a character is inherently dubcon because even if they wanted it they'd never verbalize that or make it clear at all.