Dispatches from Vigil's Keep

Dear tumblr fam,

I have finally, finally booked a date in September for top surgery.  This is a dream some decades in the making and I feel like I’ve just plunged a fist through the veil to the realm of the living.  Needless to say, my funding options are severely limited and I need your help.  My friend has organized this fundraiser on my behalf, but I am skeptical of the breadth of our social network.  Please take a gander, give if you’re able to give, and help me spread the word in any way you can.  Every dollar and every share will go a long way and is deeply appreciated.  Thanks for your time!

If I get 10 “accents” I’ll answer these

TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE!!!

Your name and username.

Where you’re from.

Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

What do you call gym shoes?

What do you call your grandparents?

What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

Choose a book and read a passage from it.

Do you think you have an accent?

Be a wizard or a vampire?

Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?

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