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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

@the-nephelococcygian

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glad they added new maps to baseball

essek being introduced to the m9 as the shadowhand from a family of high societal position a prodigy etc very important government guy basically and being like okay well can he be our personal teleport and take time away from his important job to do it pleaaasse . and essek cant even tell them to fuck off because he has to be aware of what theyre doing because he doesnt know how much they know about him being traitor to the dynasty. its basically a comedy.

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

be around people who think everything about you is a big deal. your birthday. favorite food. favorite flowers. you in general. a big deal.

the cool thing about this app is you’re never the craziest one here

some of us have been following each other for a long ass time