hate to break this to you but if you call yourself self aware but you are only aware of your faults and never acknowledge your strengths you are not self aware. you have repackaged your self hatred

happy two years to the greatest bit tumblr ever made

today the icebreaker question at work was "what are you dressing up as for halloween" and everyone's answers were "i don't think I'm dressing up this year" "i don't really dress up but my kid wants to be spiderman" "um i don't know maybe a zombie or something" and then it got to me and i had to be like "im being cloth mother and my roommate is being wire mother from the 1950s sociological experiment"

the way he tries to hug her but cant, the way he looks at her date after giving her hug

It’s the gentle head hold for me

We are in march already so how's it going???

“DENISE GOUGH IS ACTUALLY PLAYING “NOBODY HAS TOUCHED ME IN YEARS.” THE TOUCH IS REALLY WHY SHE’S FREAKED OUT.“

My daily medicine.

the royal navy was like for real though its fucking baller and not ironic at all that we sent these ships named [ancient god of darkness] and [most severe form of fear] to check out the last unexplored bit of a place that eats ships and doesn’t have sun for half the year i’m sure nothing bad will happen to them

His name was Goodsir and he turned out to be truly a good sir. <3