i like minecraft

The problem is I’m so clearly bisexual but I wanna love men as a man and I fear most cis men I’m attracted to would only love me as a woman

can we change "tap to pay" to "hold to pay you fucking HOLD IT THERE to pay you cannot SLAP your card and expect it to work you must HOLLLLLD the card until it BEEEEPS and not the ERROR BEEP the GOOD beep motherfucker. stop telling me the pin pad is broken I'll get fired for telling you you're fucking stupid". I think this would improve the grocery store

I hate that ‘bad dream’ just means ‘nightmare’ instead of ‘shitty quality dream.’ I had a bad dream last night. It wasn’t scary it just didn’t make a lot of narrative sense

change does not come from a place of comfort

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

I’m so sick of living in this stupid haunted mansion

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Will you fuck off?

I feel like I have had so many responsibilities on me I'm going to explode and die

It'd be nice if someone took care of me for once ngl