Ummm my life is beautiful and I am loved and I can be skittish and restless and somber and lonely but I am never without hope when within me I carry what magnetizes and emphasizes peace and pleasure

call her warcraft the way she’s my world

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

"its a texas chainsaw miracle"

i am not the bigger person. die immediately

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

I'm about to have a wii fit

sometimes thinking abt all the gaming youre gonna do later is what gets you through the workday and then you get home and do no gaming. not even a little bit of gaming

i have exactly three phrases in my vocabulary and they're "hiiiiiiii" "so truee" and "i'm gonna kill myself"