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earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

some of my OCs are trans but I don't know their deadnames. that's personal, they don't need to tell me that

yeah I never expected this to be one of my posts with the longest legs, but I didn't realize that people were never gonna stop reblogging this with their OCs, and every time they do that it gets exposed to a new audience of people, who then tag it with their OCs

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

blast my stupid baja life

Actually making your selfinsert overpowered and friends with all your faves and a hybrid of the coolest species and in a relationship with your crush and the long lost sibling of the villain is called having fun and its cool as fuck