He's okay, I guess.

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

Warhammer 40,000 is of course, uh, not unproblematic. But patterning orks specifically and incredibly blatantly off English football hooligan culture was probably simultaneously the least bigoted and most creative thing literally anyone did with the concept of 'the orc' at any point in the 1980s

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead

I'll be where you least expect me Self-medicating with cheese

Op I think you misspelled most

Where. The activity is expected. The location is a jumpscare surprise.

shut up im MLM fuck you

IDC about your essential oils

that’s really great man

Yeah that’s really cool, I wish I had three weed smoking girlfriends, I’m happy for you