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Did you know you can repeat this to yourself in bed with the lights off and it will only take 15 minutes for your roommate to send a tentative “is everything ok in there” text

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Did you know you can repeat this to yourself in bed with the lights off and it will only take 15 minutes for your roommate to send a tentative “is everything ok in there” text
When I tell you I snorted!
BLEASE
Eomer:
Boromir:
Elrond:
This post is like getting pelted with marshmallows shot out of a tennis ball launcher
bless this
Heathers (1989) dir. Michael Lehmann

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you were in the US military once right? how believable would this be?
That's exactly what you should expect from the average motivated American warfighter
I am convinced that the one (1) downside to abolishing the military is that it would cause a Library of Alexandria scale loss of Dumb Guy culture.
That's like saying you don't want to excise a malignant growth because it'll hurt the cancer
Counterpoint: I want to study them like a bug under a microscope.
If you want to study the leviathan, study its corpse
Hon, I'm a novelist. Is McDonald's an unlikely source of chicken mcnuggets?
Maybe not, but the alley behind a Waffle House is a weird place to find Aristotle.
But that's exactly where you'd find Socrates and Diogenes
And they be fuckin'
#just think #when this gifset first passed my dash #however long ago that was #I didn’t even recognize the name Elon Musk #what I wouldn’t give to return to that innocence
TRIXIE AND KATYA UNHhhh episode 197: Humiliation

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JO DE LUCA & MAYBELLE FOX A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN (2022 - ) S01E01 · Batter Up
This tweet is so much funnier now. The whole backstory of Bioshock is that Andrew Ryan, the guy Musk is quoting here, started a city entirely to be a libertarian paradise, but the moment someone else was successful enough to compete with him he made himself a dictator, seized all their assets, and began killing anyone who challenged him. He’s a character defined by his hypocrisy, constantly giving speeches like this about freedom and people pursuing their ambitions without limitation, but throwing all of those beliefs away as soon as they start to inconvenience him.
You know, kind of like a billionaire who buys a social media site, calls himself a “free speech absolutist”, announces that “comedy is legal now”, then blocks or bans all of his critics and changes the rules to limit satire.
I thought comedy and free speech was now legal? Unless it’s a tweet about Elon then I guess jail for 1000 years!!1!!1! >:(
keira knightley has literally done everything possible for gay girls besides personally eat me out and that’s why she deserves her honorary LGBT card. in this essay i will

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Found this gem in the redlettermedia sub