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Hey gaud can I turn you into earrings?
Hang Me From Your Lobes That I May Whisper Ominous Prophecies In Your Ears

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i love tiny colorful birds
One of these things is not like the others
One of these things just doesn’t belong
this is a survey : like/reblog if you ever tried to, or straight up slept on the floor as a kid, because you felt like you didn’t deserve a bed, pillow or covers (even once counts!)
Does anyone want any shitty drawings
Does anyone want any shitty drawings of anything they ask for because,,,
A shITHEAD
Is
BORED
Here's my skillset
This is a donkey
give my girlfriend bad drawing ideas challenge
@danwithlife here is your Shrek
He will tpose at you until you leave his swamp
@petrichoronafox here's your fox. In place of his eyeballs are orbs of nothingness as he stares into your soul.
Here is something our dearest friend @temerey asked for. Smooch the lil shit. Rawr ex deee am I right or am I right folks?
@liselkeee ... She's... H
She's a soft gorl...
Give. Soft boops.
@queerwithfearz HERE SHE IS!!! GUESS WHAT!!! SHE'S DOING A HECCIN MLEM!!!!
@two-eleven-thirty-four THERE HE IS, THE LAD, THE GREEN JUMPY BAI,,,,
@skeletalfaith THERE IT IS, THE SHEEPY MAN, THE SHEEP AMONG THE SOFT WOLVES,
@latent-rain THE WITTLEST BIRDIE WITH THE BEST MESSAGE. FLY, MOTHERFUCKER.
This is all I need in my life. Thank you.
i am a raggedy yellow schoolyard tetherball and god is a very angry third grader who just got let out for recess

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If you’re a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?
Go behind them, but not in front. 👍
Oh, signal boost! I didn’t know this.
Okay, but also: if you see a Muslim praying in public and they have something in front of them, like a purse or a bag or something like that, you can pass in front of them, but pass in front of that object.
it’s called a sutrah, and it’s meant to act as a physical barrier between the person praying and someone who might happen to pass in front.
Also, if you did this and didn’t know, please don’t beat yourself up over it. Now you know! Muslims aren’t supposed to pass in front of Muslims praying, either, because prayer is communication with God and you don’t want to break that connection.
Spread culture, respect customs, be good people. Simple as that.
Didn’t know this.
Reblogging again
THE AMOUNTS OF REBLOGS THIS HAS JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY
S I G N A L B O O S T
Reblog forever !
Similarly, if a Jew is saying the Shemonah Esrei prayer (whispered, moving only the mouth, standing facing east with legs together) don’t go in front unless there’s a barrier.
I think this is super important to remember.
To people who are desperately asking for fundz/donations on tumblr.
USE THESE REDDIT SUBS INSTEAD PLEASE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!!!!!!!
Hate Reddit if you want, but using these subs are your best chance. People gather in these subs because they have charity to spare:
/r/Assistance /r/legaladvice /r/RandomKindness /r/Charity /r/care /r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza /r/Food_Pantry https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfPetFood/ https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfChristmas/ https://www.reddit.com/r/almosthomeless/ https://www.reddit.com/r/homeless
/r/freelance /r/povertyfinance /r/thrifty /r/borrow /r/gofundme
/r/depression /r/familysupport /r/transitions
I never see anyone actually getting any significant donations on tumblr and to be honest, tumblr is the worst place to ask for assistance. Use it as your last resort, it frustrates me to no end seeing people begging for help, reblogging the same post over and over, the same types of posts over and over, to no avail, when people are waiting to help you on a different part of the web GO TO WHERE THE HELP IS. IF YOU WANT DIRECT ACTION TO WORK STOP WITH TUMBLR AND USE REDDIT.
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN REBLOG THIS SO WE CAN START REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF DONATION POSTS THAT GET STUCK FLOATING AROUND THIS WEBSITE
PSA
Psychotic people can be trans. Trans people can be psychotic.
Being trans does NOT mean that you are delusional, and trans people are right to say this loudly and clearly.
But please be careful not to throw psychotic trans people under the bus when you do so.
Thank you :)
!!!!!!!
“A bird against a pane of glass, I’m not sure what I thought I saw through your window. Something better? Maybe nothing at all, But a clear path. Pick me up, and say it looks like I’m okay. Hold me in your hands so carefully. My bones are hollow, my skin paper thin. And you’ll say it looks like I’m just stunned. You think it looks like I could use some rest. Put me in a shoe box with a shallow bowl of water, Fret that I won’t drink. Tell me I’m safe here tonight. Speak softly. Because God, I’m wounded. God, I’m small. Above all: Ask nothing of me. Go to bed hoping I’ll be okay, Wake up expecting to find me better, Ready to fly. And when you find me limp, When you find me lost, And you cry, it looked like I wasn’t hurt, Please try to understand. I didn’t want to go. Please try to understand that sometimes There’s hurt you can’t see. The damage was all on the inside. And what’s left of me is soft down. And what’s left of me could feed a passing stray. But please, ask nothing of me. This once I want to be selfish. Don’t take a feather, Don’t leave me out as a meal. When the grass is still wet with dew And you push aside a handful of soil in the hostas, Put all of me down. For the first time, for the last time, Let my body be mine and mine alone.”
— I want myself to myself. Just some poetry practice this morning. 11/7/19 (via vampireapologist)
I pull you from the claws of a cat. I so tenderly lift you from the ground, only a baby, you fell from your nest. Your mother is weeping. You were hit by a car, your body discarded by the force of the racing wind against the glass. I listen carefully, holding my ear against your breast. Often, I hear the racing of your heart slow. Sometimes it was already gone. In the agony of death, you let out a final cry, tensing all your muscles at once, and your fragile mortality trembles. I whisper gently, hoping to be of some comfort, but what could I do for you besides shed a tear? I’ll take you to the forest atop that grassy hill. Your graves are marked in my memory and I know where to dig, so I lay your limp form in the grass nearby as the first strike of my spade invades the soft dirt. Here your bones may rest. My fingers become dirtied as I smooth the earth back over you. She graciously accepts you home again. The wind has picked up as I leave the wood. I hear the chatter of a sparrow above. What do you teach, if not how to love?
holy this is a wonderful addition
You both are wonderful and I’m ngl I’m crying rn

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I made a little crown to put on ur selfies. Click to see it.
Tag my Instagram if you use it and want to show me (@ jo.altmaier) I’d really love to see it!
I put it on my dog.
here i put it on my cat!
My birds stolen it!
Hey gaud, I'm having an existential crisis about fearing death and having regrets when I die, so any advice?
The fact that you are mortal is much less significant than you think. It is a distraction from the far more important question of what you will do with the time you've been gifted. All stories end, but has that ever stopped you from reading and watching to the conclusion?
Wise words from a pink blob
bear and bird are friends
sometimes this’ll get a burst of notes and that is strange. it’s nice, too, but it’s strange. i wrote and drew this at three am on a school night, right on the precipice of leaving high school, fearing change and fearing growth, because they were not things that had ever been kind to me. i decided, instead of panicking, i’ll draw a bear. and then, instead of trying to make the bear look perfect, i’ll draw a bird.
and it’s three am on a school night, yeah, so i’m looking out my window at the sky, and i’m thinking, i am so used to not wanting to be alive. but i did want to be alive, right then, and so i thought, why is that? when and how did i get to that point?
so i wrote it down, and i posted it, because my therapist told me that i should share more of my work, even if i think its points are hackneyed and its details are messy. and then, people liked it. which is so fucking weird. and kind. and good. and fucking weird.
basically: thank you for liking this. i’ve grown and i am growing, and i am not so scared anymore. i want to draw more birds and bears, someday. i hope you’ll like them, too.
ICONIC
I was gonna put this in my queue but tbh I think it’s more relevant right now.
Yeah.
Hey!! This is from Grey’s anatomy!!!
It’s Season 4 episode 9-10 (titled Crash into me: part 1) and crash into me: part 2)
I highly recommend it!
Just please don’t watch if you get triggered by blood! It is a medical show n I know that not everyone’s into that.
Hey, you fuckers。・゚✫
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
Cut the shit and listen.
I know y’all are standing in front of the mirror grabbin’ ur flab and telling yourself how ugly you are and guess what??
ITS MAKING ME ANGRY.
I’m about ready to go out on a crusade. I’m about to go slap y’all silly for hating on yourself like that, ya funky stoopid kiddos.
Guess what??
I also know y’all think you can just go on skipping lunch n shit but I made a handy-dandy list for circumstances like that.
No
You may not
Unless u got bugs in ur tum
Unless you’re just a host until your true alien form can gain enough nutrients to emerge
You must EAT
Body likes food
Food makes u smile big and beautiful
Every time you don’t eat, u make this lil bat sad
Look at him, he baked u a cake :,(((
Anyways,,,
Bitch guess what!!!
I don’t wanna hear about you not eating, and you know why????
‘Cuz I wanna hear that you ARE eating!!
Y’all are Raging Stoopids if ya think u can keep doing this without me sending ALL MY LOVE AT YOU.
Skadeedle skadoodle y’all are beautiful!!!
∧_∧ +. ,
(。・ω・。)つ━☆・*。 °。+ * ‘ • *
⊂ ノ ・゜+. ‘ •
しーJ
Heehoo i love u
Seriously though,
💕💕I love you and you deserve the fucking world. 💕💕

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Just for kicks, I put together a fun parrot survey!! If you own a parrot, fill out the survey and tell your parrot-owning friends!! I'll post some results later if I get enough responses :)
@ anyone else who has a birdy if you want to do it :)
Shit dude, birds have seen everything
Like, everything you say at least one bird hears
bold of you to assume anyone on tumblr goes outside
Why do you think birds are only outside
That's cause birds aren't real
There’s a bird sitting on my shoulder right now I mean-