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Transfemmes are so reluctant to touch grass they've had to invent grass that touches them instead. And also carries them to the doctor. And also tops them because why fucking not.

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you're in a girl's room and she's weird
what do you do?
>Ask her about the Plushies on her Bed
>Make out Sloppy Style
i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable
Seems to be bunny in the trough Thursday

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hey.. two people were asking about you⌠so i gave them your address and phone number⌠their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage
a girl let me cum yesterday and i only had to say please like a hundred times. never give up, always be polite
you should be able to purchase hrt with cutie points
of which i have a lot. obviously.
Remember to let something you have no control over ruin your day today
But I can control anything I just need to work harder and be better.

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Stockholm syndrome? You are aware that doesn't exist, right? It's a pseudoscientific buzzword coined by cops shocked that hostages didn't immediately trust them after they fucked up a hundred times. No, I still want you to use me and I'll definitely beg for it, but that's just because your tits are big and you're kinda funny. This is entirely of my own volition.
The weapon of mass destruction when her girlfriend calls her cute
Said girlfriend of unfathomable transfem rizz
She worked at a gas station when I found her. Long overnight shifts, from 8 pm to 6 am, she arrived bleary-eyed and left hyped up on caffeine. She was the sole employee most nights, and it was obvious how much the loneliness got to her. Weeks would go by where I was her only customer the entire night-- twice a night, every night, sixteen minutes after she started her shift to buy a pack of cigarettes, two hours before the end of her shift to pick up something sweet. We never talked about my work, I think she assumed I was in a similar position to her. If she ever saw me as a danger, she didn't show it. Dark eyes, dark hair, face covered in middling attempts at make-up that seemed to be done out of a feeling of obligation rather than any personal desire. Her arms shook whenever she carried anything more than a few pounds, she struggled whenever she had to move too quickly. I knew right away that she was absolutely perfect.
I kept conversation minimal at first. Come on too strong and they tend to pull away immediately. The temptation to force a rapport can be extreme, but these things take time. In my case the best opportunity came when I found her crying while restocking the back of the store. She tried hastily to wipe her tears and apologize, and I pretended I didn't know what was wrong. When I offered her a hug she took it like a woman in the desert stumbling upon water. I was almost shocked at just how eagerly she threw herself into me, pressing her face into my shoulder, quivering as I closed my arms around her. If I had any doubts before she was who I wanted, that killed them.
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i am about to bestow upon you the secret butter technique. i am sorry, but it is french. i am sorry again, this only works with cow butter. i am certain plant based butters wouldnât work, and alternative animal butters may or may not work
has this ever been you: you have a nicely steamed vegetable, or maybe you want to make the best butter noodles, but you know that if you put butter on those itâll just melt and you end with kind of greasy noodles or vegetables? donât you wish it was instead a luscious buttery glaze?
introducing: beurre montĂŠ
you will take a small sauce pan, and begin heating it with 1-2 tablespoons of water (use very little water) and bring it to a hard simmer or boil
turn the heat down slightly, and add Butter. how much? however much you dare. (start with 3-4 tablespoons and go from there)
you are going to either whisk Aggressively or you can pick up the saucepan, still holding it over the heat, and swirl aggressively so the butter is skating around the sides of the pan
done correctly, you will have liquid butter that is still emulsified. you have made Butter Sauce. season it with a little salt, and toss whatever you want in it.
if youâre butter splits, iâm sorry. you didnât agitate it enough to maintain the emulsion, and now you have melted butter.
you can use this knowledge to make other sauces by swapping out the water for another liquid. white wine becomes beurre blanc. red wine is beurre rogue.
you want to CUM? sweat minced shallot in a tiny bit of butter, add white wine and cook it out until itâs reduced by about half. then whisk butter in hard. a few flecks of minced thyme or fennel frond stirred thru, and you eat that with a nice seared fish? or scallop? or even shrimp? wow. you will Nut
your boxed mac and cheese game can also be elevated by cooking your pasta and making a beurre montĂŠ first, tossing your pasta in that and adding the cheese packet. wow. hey; youâll cum
go forth now with this butter secret
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Hi im hoping you may be able to help me. Do you know that really stupid timothee chalamet wonka fancam where heâs like âyouâve never had CHOCOLATE?â and then hits his head and screams I really need it but canât find it anywhere. Please does anyone know what im talking about
out trans people like to try to convince closeted/repressed trans people who are in a position to transition, to transition as soon as possible, by saying "i badly regret not starting earlier". i don't think it's a very effective argument on its own. most closeted/repressed trans people have heard the same thing numerous times, they're deathly aware of it, they're already wracked with the regret of not transitioning today, every single day. simply telling them that the regret never leaves you doesn't have any convincing power. it might only make them feel even more hopeless or guilty. to draw from my honest personal experience, i would instead tell them:
"eventuallyâmaybe slowly, and not always all the time, but surelyâyou'll notice that the regret of not starting earlier is drowned out by the joy and contentness of finally feeling truer to yourself. you won't have to live stuck permanently ruminating on past what-could-have-beens anymore, you'll be able to live in the present as yourself."