Astrology/humor

My favorite sex position is when you love them and they love you back.

delightful

when will it get easier

reblog if you're a lil ugly and you fall in love with anyone who's kinda nice to you

21 pilots was created by the government to permanently close your third eye

Hotel: trivago 🏢

hi tumblr community . genuine question from a concerned mother , my toddler son is 2 ft tall that boy is getting NO hoes fr fr what do i do ? any other mothers with similar experiences ? Please reach out

just saw a flat-earther tweet “need me a thick girl with curves” is that allowed ?

2017 is the year we find love

even the uglies?

Especially us uglies

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water