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one of my favourite things to see on tumblr is people either taking jokes far too seriously, or misunderstanding a game/show/movie/story to an insane degree. that and also people yelling and crying over how posters word their posts. "cater your experience on tumblr" and yet people just dont do that LMAOOO
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The stupid fucking edit where it says "it excludes people who happen to be straight while also being (insert queer identity)" pisses me off because it just reads similsr to how white cishet morons do anything to make it about them, "wont you think of the straights oouugh waaaa" shut the fuck UP, youre not enjoying pride month bc youre straight youre part of pride and lgbt because of literally anything else, get a GRIP its a JOKE
[IMG description: a rainbowcoloured background with different crocheted creatures bearing pride colors littered across the screen, with the original text being "it's june, which means it's illegal to be straight", edited to instead say "it's june which means its illegal to take this very obvious joke seriously (and stop making the creator out to be homophobic or exclusionary)" in a means to imitate people who edited the original to say that it was problematic. End Description]
the new proposition of the ace flag is just the colors of the queerplatonic flag and im tired of pretending its not.
yes ik aroace people are the ones getting queerplatonic and all that dont lecture me.
Like come on. The ace flag is already distinct, just chabge the meaning of the stripes if its not that inclusive
Also, Im not even going to lie, the stark colors just clash and are ugly. The reason the QP flag works is that it doesnt clash in saturation. The intent is sweet, but the execution is just not it, guys..
the new proposition of the ace flag is just the colors of the queerplatonic flag and im tired of pretending its not.
yes ik aroace people are the ones getting queerplatonic and all that dont lecture me.
Like come on. The ace flag is already distinct, just chabge the meaning of the stripes if its not that inclusive
sometimes tumblr-users are fun and yippie
other times theyre capable of making a moral conundrum and convoluted arguements of why asking a question is somehow emotional manipulation or something
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Give me a Charlie who deep, deep, down hates sinners.
Give me a Charlie who still loves them, despite all her hate.
Give me a Charlie who hates sinners for what they've done, but still wants them to be better and get to Heaven.
Give me a Charlie who deep, deep, down hates herself for loving sinners so much.
OP you’re giving me so many ideas for my redesigns ✨
*violently shaking lucifer from the shoulders* WHY CANT YOU BE MORE EVIL??? AAAAAAA
Seriously though, THIS is our take on the DEVIL???
Okay, i know hazbin is meant to subvert what we accept as common knowledge from christian faith but still. I wouldve loved for Lucifer to be a more accurate representation of pride. My man is the king of hell - that title HAS to carry some weight.
Imagine if Lucifer and the other sins used to be angels, with the former often being singled out and praised. This would eventually get to Lucifer's head and he'd develop a superiority complex or something. Maybe the other sins have their reasons to be upset with God and/or the other Angels (like how Lilith had conflict with Adam), so they rally around Lucifer and stage a coup. They fail (unsurprisingly) and get exiled to Hell. And only then, in an act of spite, does Lucifer sneak inside the garden of Eden to offer the apple to Eve and corrupt humanity, effectively taking God's greatest creation down with him.
And just to fuck with him even further, Heaven condemns sinful humans to Hell because they want to force Lucifer to coexist with the creations of his imprisoner. Not to mention that he cant hurt them either.
Lucifer: Those filthy angels... forcing me to live with humans... the most pathetic creatures ever made...
Lilith: *sideye*
Lucifer: No, not you babe. Im talking about those other humans
Maybe the reason every sin has their own ring is because they blame Lucifer for the failed coup and want to distance themselves from him. Maybe the reason why sinners cannot leave the pride ring is because the other sins also hate humans and dont want them running around their own rings. Maybe Lucifer invented soul contracts because he couldnt care enough to govern the pride ring and did the bare minimum of work to ensure sinners would form a somewhat organized hierarchy.
Maybe he closes in on himself because deep down, he knows hes in the wrong, but he'll never admit that. He isolates himself because hes constantly grappling with his egomania that keeps him coming up with excuses for his actions. The opening narration in s1 is told from a storybook Lucifer made for Charlie in a pathetic attempt to preserve his pride, to hail himself as the hero in the eyes of his daughter. But the angel in him knows hes full of shit. That Lilith, the other sins and pretty much everyone knows the truth. And that Charlie will eventually come to realize that too.
Maybe Charlie has such a sanitized image of sinners because she grew up sheltered and her idea of the "worst crime ever committed" is her father simply wanting to give humanity free will and accidentally unleashing evil upon earth. She wholeheartedly believes that sinners either:
a) sinned out of necessity
or
b) sinned with good intentions
Which would explain the fact that she initially treats her guests like her class of kindergarteners. She hasnt been exposed to what humanity is truly capable of and she regards her parents as positive role models. Thus, she insists that "everyone can be redeemed" rather than the more realistic alternative of "only those who truly want to change can be redeemed". Because redemption requires willpower, first and foremost.
Back to Lucifer. Maybe he's not on board with the concept of the happy hotel because he doesnt want to negotiate with Heaven in the slightest. Maybe he only allows Charlie to go through with it because hes bitter and wants her to realize that humans suck through trial and error. Maybe the selfish asshole in him wants to see her to become more like him and less like the innocent cherubs in Heaven.
And what if Charlie finds out the truth? What if she realizes that her father committed the ultimate act of hubris and rightfully got his ass served to him? If he committed the sin of pride as an angel, does that mean the other angels are just as capable of evil? Does that mean Heaven is not the utopia she envisioned for her guests? What then? Does she abandon the pursuit of redemption altogether? Does she shift her focus into making Hell a better place instead? Does she break down completely and end up like her father?
Sorry for going a bit off-topic. I have so many thoughts on hazbin and i have to get them out there somehow. Lucifer's portrayal has been bugging me for a while now, along with Charlie ngl.
Id love to hear your thoughts on Luci, as well as your personal headcanons/fantheories too ^^ feel free to spam the comments section
The drama surrounding goose is chaotic as fuck and people are calling each other racist, transphobic, misogynistic and every name under the sun.
But one thing I see often is people asking for receipts and everytime I've seen someone ask, albeit i didn't look at a lot of posts but the ones i did, didnt provide sources, links, proof and just resort to calling the person racist.
The biggest thing in the discourse is whether Goose is Racist, and people who say she is are called transphobic, and people who say she isnt are called racist and Im just so confused because CAN I PLEASE JUST GET THE PROOF?? I'm in no way denying anything, but I wanna see the clip or tweet where she RECENTLY said the N-word, or even proof of her even saying it in the first place. I wanna see the instances, the tweets, the proof. If you're going to accuse people, can you at least provide the actual reason you are?? IN THE FORM OF LINKS? OR SCREENSHOTS? PLEASE?
Whether it was long ago, or what context, or if it was recent, or who is right does not matter to me right now until I SEE what it's all about. So I'm genuinely asking, can I please get some links or a doc or screenshots or anything. I dont want comments or reblogs just going "she's racist because she did this thing" with zero sources linked. Please. Guys, gals, nonbiney pals, otherkins and or whatever term applies to you, links!!!!
Again please I just want concrete proof instead of all this namecalling and bullying that is happening.
did a post Valentino death Anthony!
Uses Anthony, and Angie after, mostly to separate himself from his previous lifestyle as Angel Dust was the show name that Valentino made him use
And yes, Alastor is the one that got Anthony the new outfit. Mainly a suit with some input from Angie.
as you can see, his soul contract brand had changed appearance and location with contractors having a brand unique to them-- this brand also glows with use of soul chains.
Alastor also taught Angie how to use a gun, considering they didn't know how to shoot one before and had very little know how in self defense. As well as this, under Alastor, Angie had the gaps in their education filled.
Alastor may be an asshole, but he's not going to leave the newest member of his team dumb and defenseless.
you can also tell Angie gained weight after!
Genuinely asking, but like how does one come to even realize there might be a system and seek a diagnosis?? Like how do you even find out that there is something that isnt quite right?
Cuz like f.e I can relate to an alarming amount of posts on the tag, to a very intimate degree. I always just assumed systems meant you and someone else switched control at times, which would make you have memorygaps?? But then i see some people have like dual-piloting? and i just hello i have noticed instances where i experience this very thing.
Like should I consider the possibility??? Cuz I do have childhood traumas that are completely locked away, and again a lot of the things i read line up..
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can we fucking reclaim norse culture from neonazis and eliminate the association so they stop using it to dogwhistle each other
It's pissing me off as someone who genuinely just finds the art and way they lived fascinating. (deepdiving cultures is a hyperfixation of mine thats clung to me since i was little)
its the fact neonazis and white supremacists just fucking take whatever and make it about their superiority, glorifying a completely inaccurate depiction of vikings as a whole to spread their hateful shit.
I wanna be able to ramble about culture and art and music and architecture and societal structure and practices without making people feel unsafe. Because fact of the matter is, when someone has, for example, runic symbols tattooed on their arms and neck, most people (me included) have an innate worry that this person might be one of the extreme cases.
I need it out of society, i need neo nazis dead, or at the very least stop appropriating shit but i guess thats their entire fucking MO. They dont care because why should they.
I wish i lived in a timeline where people didnt use history and older cultures (that still live today in many aspects of modern society btw) to perpetuate hate and discrimination.
god im so fucking tired
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Deer wiles 🦌👅📖
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Someone is worming his way into the king’s heart? 🤭📚
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luci😭❤️ please never stop being cute and silly🤧😭❤️
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Angel halos?
The closest to God an angel is, the more molten the halo!
The upper triad angels are blessed with a shard of divinity.
Seraphim have halos of molten metal
Cherubim have a white hot crown of thorns
Ophanim have two rings.
Dominions have a mural crown style halo with eyes
Virtues have what appears to be planets on a track, following the ring
Powers are supposed to have a halo with a front that resembles a shield or what is meant to be a visor, principalities have a smaller version.
The other two I think are self explanitory!
Michael, The Virtue of Humility
Michael used to be a cherub before he was raised to the status of most high under God, the new right hand to take Lucifer's place after he turned against Eden.
Chief of the angels and the one god sends when he needs a world ending disaster or someone to carry out his will on Earth.
He is one of the most formidable warriors in Heaven and was blessed an unrivaled skill in most weapons with a physicality to match.
He is calm, cool and collected but he has a soft side that he rarely shows. Most of the time he is just...tired and sick of conflict.
Much more confident that Uriel, of who he often butts heads with.
he does not speak of Lucifer, though he wonders how he is doing from time to time.
Speaks in "ye old" Shakespearean English.
He makes his home in the realm closest to God and rarely takes on his human form, and rarer yet is he called for. Sometimes he prays that never again shall he have to go to battle.
the war left him worn, though if he is called, he will come.
remnants of his cherubic form: Has his bull horns, lionish hands and feet, fangs, and slitted pupils.
Uses a lance in battle
prefers to take on his more inhuman form
Keeps a hidden stiletto knife to finish off wounded knights.
