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Ahhahahhahha Hannibal making poses for will 👄💖

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

Olruggio was having a normal day three hours ago. He was coming home after a long day at work looking forward to seeing his husband best friend and eating a warm dinner. Pat the kids on the head and then go lie down. NO Qifrey says I have obtained another child she's a part of an active criminal investigation and a sign that I am dipping back into my worst destructive behaviors that you thought I'd set down years ago you have to be okay with this right now or else I'll lobotomize myself. Also there's a rat in the living room.

not getting enough attention today might blow myself up for fun

what if you told your psychiatrist you KISSED a woman and he puts you in JAIL and starts SLEEPING with her and then you SLEEP with a woman and your psychiatrist has her brother SURGICALLY REMOVE her UTERUS to implant it and your UNBORN CHILD into a PIG and then you MARRY a woman and your psychiatrist instructs a SERIAL KILLER to MURDER her and your stepson so you BREAK your psychiatrist OUT OF JAIL and RUN AWAY with him because your name is WILL GRAHAM and you're GAY

the reason hannibal has so much free time and can just drop everything to be at FBI crime scenes whenever is because he actually only has one client and it’s franklyn and he charges $5,000 per twice weekly session and if hannibal ever cancels, franklyn apologizes

seeing her go omg why did he do that?? as if she didnt write it herself makes me giggle

something either is or isnt happening to me