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tony soprano. i didnt say his name but he popped into your head didnt he

transgender john seed call that yestosterone

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

“oh one time my—” (abruptly stops myself from saying the words “tumblr mutual” in public) “overseas colleague”

people think fanart is evil because they think borrowing and transforming work is a lesser form of art-making and “fan-made” works are therefore corrupting. obviously thats complete bullshit. fanart is inherently evil because it promotes media products

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

I asked my dad if I have ever made him cry in front of me before, because I don’t remember ever seeing him cry. He said, “Once.” He told me that when I was 3 years old, he laid out a pen, a dollar, and a toy of some sort in front of me. He wanted to see which one I would pick. I think that a lot of Chinese people do that… It represents what you’ll value most when you grow up. Like the pen is intelligence, money, is well, money, and the toy is fun. He was just doing it out of curiosity and boredom. It was interesting for him to see which one I’d pick anyway. He said that I just sat there and stared at the items. He sat across from me and waited patiently. According to him, I crawled towards them, he held his breath, and I pushed everything aside and went right into his arms. He didn’t realize that he was one of the choices. And that was the first, and the only time I made him cry.

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

Hairless grindr thugs well who are a little to faggie for there own good and make being sexualy gay there entire personality are always extreamly boring poeple just want to sexualy fuck and drink lavender oat milk cold brew all day and scroll instagram reals try something fcking new i want to play the crossbow challenge

The apple and crossbow challenge