El Parterre

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

penelope really said how dare you imagine a world where i don't love you. how fucking dare you. every day that you are not here is torture to me. every moment spent without you is like missing a piece of myself. how. fucking. dare you. pick up our immovable fucking wedding bed until you learn some respect

I’m not a classicist, but I suspect one of the reasons so many of the Greek gods are portrayed so unflatteringly was less because they were seen as villains than because they represented their domains.  Of course Zeus sometimes misuses his power, that’s what a king does.  Of course Artemis’s wrath is wild and painful, that’s what nature can be.  Of course Hades snatched away a young girl from her mother’s arms, that’s what death does.  This is one of the reasons callout posts for some gods comparing them negatively to ‘nicer’ gods are kind of missing the point.

as someone who is partially a classicist, this is a better analysis of Greek mythology as a whole than 99.95% of the takes I’ve seen on here (and a substantial number of the takes I’ve seen in ~academia~)

honestly i’ve stopped caring if media is good. all that matters is that Me, The Most Important Person, is having a good time.

It's called bedtime stories

Giving this website full of autistics obsessed with ranking and categorising stuff a poll option is like giving rats one of those buttons that makes cocaine

"would you still love me if I was a worm" this, "would you still love me if I was a worm" that, would you still love me if I was a big fucking FISH? A deep sea creacher?? That's what I wanna know!

exit, pursued by crab

@tangerinemage

just so u know everything in the entire universe is always about love and when it isn't about love it is abt the absence of love. hope this makes sense

Too many shows trying to be Game Of Thrones, not enough shows trying to be Galavant.

people who say return of the king has too many endings are weak. personally, i think there should be at least ten more endings, with the very last one being legolas and gimli met on the shores of the undying lands by a party of elves, one of which takes one look at the dwarf and screams WHAT THE F— [hard cut to black]