Everybody in the club Yield to my will

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

Me if I was an idol and they ask what kind of person would I date: hmmm.... someone despicable and cruel 😊

Went outside and saw a bat flying around. Then i saw a toad in the yard. Straight up like a witch’s brew out there . Stay safe

been really into the 😁 emoji lately i suppose to remind myself that there is joy to be found even in the direst of circumstances

Been really into the cave 𓉸 as of late, I went into the cave—you know, the dark cave by the unyielding mountain just by the edge of town? The cave: it keeps getting darker as I go deeper into the cave it keeps getting even darker, I thought I knew how dark dark could get but it keeps getting darker, I thought I knew perfect darkness when I closed my eyes, but that was a lie, my dark bedroom I would now find blinding and still dark yet darker and darker, death's perfect oblivion would now be as bright as the sun, a lamp can get as bright as it's voltage allows and so to does the cave endlessly delight with shadows growing ever bigger and darker and darker and still the cave keeps getting darker. Forever..

i also like the cave 😁