Living Vicariously In My Own World

without hrt christmas is just cismas

this pun works so beautifully well i cant believe the english language allows us to do this

life is a lot like shaking trees in animal crossing. sometimes there’s bees

date of origin: November 5th, 2020

Oh how the turn tables

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude

Me when I’m me: me

I have so many questions

Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts?

Well, you see, kids, almost twenty years ago Apple produced a portable audio player called – wait, I need to go back further.

Okay, so in the 20th century, the new inventions of radio and television were known as broadcast media – no, wait, that’s not really the start either –

Broadcasting originally refers to throwing, or casting, handfuls of seeds onto prepared ground, typically used with grain crops, which, uh –

– the Agrucultural Revoution, which begain circa 10,000 BC in the Levant, was when humans began preserving seeds for replanting –

– oh, but pods, on the other hand, are fibrous seed containers found on a variety of land plants, including legumes – 

Me when my 3yo nephew asks “why?” for the third or fourth time about some mundane thing

The small domino huge domino thing but it leads from “some dude putting plants in the ground” to “people getting horny for a minecraft youtubers half-elf bardsona”

can’t risk it

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

Gotta take all the chances…..

Never risk it

We will see😅😅

im expect nothing but maybe one of my followers could use it