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characters who are so inauthentic. characters who only show what they want other people to see of them. characters who simply must have control over every part of themselves. do you even get it
characters who are inauthentic even to themselves. characters who cannot allow the mask to slip. characters who struggle to have an identity past what they project out to the world.
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A Dark Souls-like game where the lore for a weapon gets less vague the more you upgrade it. Broken Blade: A brittle sword. You can’t seem to let it go. Unpolished Blade: A cherished weapon from ages past. Polished Blade: You remember something. Bride’s Blade: Your wife’s sword.
at first i wanted to make this funny but it just made me sad
Keep scrolling, there's nothing fishy going on here
Verified: Microsoft 365 gets massive 45% price hike — and it's all to do with AI tools (Tom's Guide - January 17, 2025)
oopsie i tripped and spilled my link to archive dot org's downloadable copy of Microsoft office suite for 2007, which features no AI tools and is a powerful word processor that still holds up just fine on windows 10!
every night owl I know (myself included) is as careful as possible and as quiet as a mouse so not to wake up or disturb people who are asleep while they’re awake but from the moment a morning person wakes up they will make as much noise as possible as if their god given purpose is the be the loudest most inconsiderate person alive
every day i think about this smartypants ep
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Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:
On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.
so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only
Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!
dusk; fireflies
you really can’t unsee american military propaganda in movies like once you start thinking about it you are doomed to be the friend who’s too political when people put on an action movie for the rest of your life
On the other hand, you can enjoy political criticism that others miss, like with Predator of American Imperialism and Alien of corporate exploitation
This is why it's so important to say "GenAI" when that's what you are referring to. job killing, copyright infringing, misinformation spreading, all of this is a result of generative AI. The enemy here needs to be distinguished
I have also come to the conclusion that the term AI is too vague to be useful, but the term GenAI isn't much more helpful either because that could mean generative AI which is what you mean I assume, or general AI which is theoretical
I don't think machine learning models / generative AI has to be an enemy, most of it's issues arise from capitalists trying to use it as a cost saver as opposed to a product enhancer
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I successfully killed nostalgia you're welcome
[Image descriptions in order: screenshots of a text conversation between two people, who will be called “grey” and “blue” based on the colour of their messages. The conversation says:
Grey: Can you marry me
Grey:I just got back from my school and they said they cannot give me any aid except for unsubsidised loans unless I have a child, get married, or turn 24, so I have to get married
Blue: Yeah ok I’ll marry you I need a better fafsa application too
Grey: Wait seriously
Grey: Would you really do it
Grey: Im doing actual research on it]
[Grey: Are we doing this
Grey: It would have to happen like lightning fast cause my next semester happens pretty damn soon
Blue: I don’t know how fast this happens lemme check
Blue: Ughhhh okay so we’d need to get a marriage license which can be up to $30 depending on where we get it, and THEN we need to file for a marriage certificate
Blue: I’m an ordained minister but idk if I could file my own marriage certificate
Blue: :|]
[Blue, the first half of the message cut off: …get ordained and do it
Grey: Can we go to Indiana?
Blue: Let me check
Grey: Dude Im so excited
Grey: Its possible that I can get FAFSA to pay for an entire apartment for me to go to school in Milwaukee
Blue: DUDE WHAT
Blue, the bottom of the message cut off: Okay so there’s no minister registration required in Illinois so…]
[Blue: Yeah I’m looking that up right now
Grey: Ive heard that if one partner commits adultery, thats grounds for a quicker divorce
Blue: Yeah this sample form I’m looking at says “irretrievable breakdown” of marriage
Blue: Worse comes to worse we can stage a fight but I think we can just say yeah it’s not working out
Grey: Does it include adultery]
[Grey, top half of message cut off: divorce ranging from $15,000 to $30,000. Most of this money is spent on legal fees.
Blue: So Fuck lawyers
Blue: We don’t need a lawyer
Blue: We don’t have kids we don’t have property to divide up
Grey: Oh thats only for a lawyer
Blue: We don’t have alimony to negotiate
Blue: We’re just two guys being dudes. Gettin a divorce]
drew over something i wrote for a class and liked :] sorry the cars are lowkey ugly, its because I fucking hate cars and cant be bothered to learn what they look like beyond ominous hunks of metal
edit: transcript of the poem by itself under the cut
ID: yellow white and blue digitally illustrated comic of a pedestrian, animals and cars. /end ID
Transcript copied from under cut
6 Tips for Crossing the Road
Look both ways
The road is for cars.
Make sure to look for them before crossing. Even when you have the right of way, cars have a lot of safety features and you have none.
Use designated crosswalks
The road is for cars.
So is the crosswalk but, under brief and temporary conditions, you can use it too! Never jaywalk, never walk in the road, just hope there is a clear and functional sidewalk.
Cross at the light
The road is for cars.
There are rules and signs for them, but that can only go so far. Walk quickly and hold your breath and hope that the light doesn't turn. Make eye contact with drivers as their cars teem with potential energy, rumbling with disdain at the inconvenience of your crossing. Try to ignore the cloud of exhaust that you are in and they are above.
Leash your pets
The road is for cars.
Obviously.
To you, it may be natural to sacrifice so much space to them but to your dog, it is not. His instinct is to explore freely. You must curb it. Modern US car models have such high hoods that the average child, let alone dog, is obscured. Even on the sidewalk, hold the leash tight because the sidewalk (if you are so blessed) is next to the street and the threat still looms.
Look out for road kill
The road is for cars.
And no one was there to leash the deer.
Or the raccoon.
Or the cat.
Did you know that the most reliable sample method for wildlife in an area is looking at the roadkill?
Remember these tips
The road is for cars.
Cars are everywhere. In the city. In the suburbs. In the country. In the woods (the US Forest Service manages more roads than the entire Ministry of Transit in China.) Cars are everywhere because there are roads to bring them there, which is great if you are a car and want to get from place to place fast without worrying about the in-between.
Unfortunately, you are not a car.
You are an animal.
You are in-between.
So remember to look both ways.
End Transcript
This feels like it should be a powerviolence song:
YOU ARE AN ANIMAL
*blast beats*
YOU ARE IN-BETWEEN
*more blast beats*
SO REMEMBER
TO LOOK
BOTH WAYS
even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk
*straightens calculator*
It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.
Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries
*straightens calculator again*
Kick the fucking door in
well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.
some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here
No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.
Sherlock out.
it got better
and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….
Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.
Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
The light is green.
The door is already open.
And that’s why we have a John Watson.
This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.
Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!
Idk if I’ve rebloged this before, but I’ll reblog this legend again
Smithsonian? I’ve found the quintessential Tumblr and Sherlock fandom post. Yes. I would consider it definitive.
Ahh it’s back.
“And that’s why we have a John Watson”, indeed 😂
Legend of a post. 10/10 recommend reblogging.
this post is on my dash I feel HONORED
THE POST OF LEGENDS HAS RESURFACED ON MY DASH
I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS OMG
On your dash? I dig for gold like this,,, by looking at my mutual pages.
I’ve only seen this on Pinterest!
*gasp* THE SACRED TEXTS!
THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST I HAVE BEEN GRACED BY IT’S APPEARANCE!!!
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Why did Tumblr stop doing stuff like this, it’s genuinely fascinating, and cute that we include our favorite media in things we do
Well. Since you asked. I was on tumblr as this post was being built in 2013. The height of superwholock. Which has, since then, been declared peak cringe. So people picked new fandoms to openly love in earnest. Which were also eventually declared cringe. Eventually the youth decided to cut out the middleman, and declared loving anything in earnest to be fully cringe. So it has been a really long time since the day to day users of tumblr have let any fandom create anything nearing the cultural phenomenon that was superwholock. And it is exactly those cultural phenomena that are needed to create posts like this.
So. What happened? Cringe culture happened.
Try and imagine what would happen if this post wasn’t the “sacred texts” only ever seen in screen shots and in pinterest. Try and imagine any current pop culture detective media fandom creating this post today. They’d be slaughtered for being cringe by the time (in this case) Sherlock was mentined.
But because this post is 10 years old and completely broke containment, it’s celebrated when it graces our dashes.
I blazed a small fandom event announcement. Because I was genuinely excited to be part of a Big Bang for a wonderful movie. One of the first responses I got was “Why would you blaze this?” Because of genuine excitement. Because I wanted to celebrate the friends I’d met in the fandom To spread joy to people who might also like the content but hadn’t seen it yet. The fact that that was genuinely not realized made me sad. I love thing, I celebrate thing. I’m too old for cringe. Cringe is dead. Love what you love. Enjoy the small things in life, it’s too short to do otherwise.
CRINGE CULTURE DIED AND WE KILLED IT.
SPREAD THE LOVE FOR YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS
CRINGE CULTURE DIED AND
WE KILLED IT.SPREAD THE LOVE FOR
YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
yo its a famous post nice
Like someone who has across an ancient monument causing the sublime realization of one's ephemeral nature to be forgotten even more completely than even the builders of this grand artifact, I am compelled to etch graffiti into the stone of reblogs:
I WAS HERE
Knowing all too well that this shallow cut will likely weather and disappear in the blink of an eye when faced with the reality of deep time
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Could respect the "pro-life" perspective if they seemed genuinely interested in children living happy healthy lives. Like if they also wanted free universal day care, good maternity leave, more education funding, free pediatric healthcare, etc. But it's pretty clear the movement is more interested in punishing women for having sex.
