i wumbo, you wumbo

discuss

the correct color of kirby is pink. a yellow kirby is simply a cheap knock-off product

I said discuss not spout bullshit and slander

The way John Mulaney speaks is the vocalized version of When You Capitalise Every Word Like This

left brain right brain but it’s bo burnham and john mulaney

whenever i see a girl complaining abt her shitty boyfriend and she says that “guys are just like that!” i’m always so sad, because i know girls that are in happy and healthy romantic relationships with men! having a crappy, horrible boyfriend is not something that’s inevitable if you like men. if a man isn’t fulfilling your needs or if he’s simply just a piece of crap, you don’t have to stay in a relationship with him. not to be cliché, but not all men are like that!!! if your man ain’t shit, find a better one!!! it’ll all be alright, please realise and admit to yourself that you deserve better, and that better is out there!!! you need to put yourself first.

insanity

If i lived here I would have to stay inside most of the time because going outside would cause my heart to explode and i think i speak on behlaf of most people too