oh honey.

“100% polyester” you are like a terrorist to me

yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

Teach them kindness.

my little cousin is 3 and she stands there and goes “you’re doing it!” whenever i’m like, making food for us, or doing the laundry, or pushing her in a stroller up a hill. she is the most encouraging sweetheart. 

[ID: A "Don't make me tap the sign" meme where the sign is a message saying "The greatest trick the right ever pulled was convincing queer people that other queer people are the enemy."]

I can fix him [drill sound] [screaming] [chainsaw revving]

imagine an ipod classic resting on a bear skin rug

OK what Next

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Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

We need more women characters that are unhinged unlikable weirdos and im not joking