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MTMTE-based RODIMUS, written by SAMSA!
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“I have MISPLACED something REALLY IMPORTANT but I can’t SAY WHAT IT IS. Uh. If you find my REALLY IMPORTANT THING just, like, give it back, thanks?”
I think one of the biggest appeals for bratting is knowing that no matter what, you are still worthy of love and desire.
It makes the real moments where you feel like you are “too much” a lot less common, because you have the experience of being handled by someone while being purposefully misbehaved in more severe ways, even if it was pretend.
“Do you like my ✨Saturday Shorts?✨”
He’s wearing cut-offs.
This might be the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life

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they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit
TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE
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it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture
I can phil it collins in the air tonight
do u want. Roddy doodles of your funky guys
i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

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fair! youre a very pretty boy, as well. handsome, if you prefer that descriptor. <3
"I'm a sports car."
That's all he's got. Car time. Kachow.
Feel like you're black leather pants, leather jacket, boots and also a large axe type of girlie.
"Uh, pretty sure you're just describing Galvatron, actually?? She even has the giant axe."
it's only reductive if skirts are the ONLY thing you think about vis a vis being a girl. otherwise it's just enjoying one aspect of girldom! skirt go spinny. you should try whatever sounds interesting to you.
"Great, but I'm not a girl, so I'm not doing any of that, thanks."
Like picking at a chipping patch of paint, the more you dig at it, the more flakes off.
In this case, the stuff flaking off is Rodimus' patience.
"You seem popular, today. Unfortunately, I need you to taste test something. Tell me how this is." It was a cookie, actually, ruby cookies made extra fluffy, with energon cream sandwiched in between.
"I'm always popular! I'm cool and handsome and that's why everyone loves me."
...Much to his current detriment.
Rodimus huffs and grabs at the cookie sandwich, only to pause and look it over. "Wow, you've gotten way better at this."
what about a nice dress that swirls out a ton when you do a twirl? that's the ULTIMATE in pretty skirts.
"Pretty reductive of you to reduce girls to different cuts of fabric, isn't it?"

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Such a pretty girl you are, Rodi. You'd look so cute in a skirt. Maybe, we could do your makeup sometime, too? Hmm? Would you like that?
"I don't want to-- shut up, I don't need help doing my makeup," he hisses.
He's alright at it, anyways. Good enough that he can paint on his own markings without Drift's help, since Drift's always too busy now, so he's had time to practice. Rodimus has always had an artistic inclination. It's not much different from drawing or painting, just that it was on his face instead, and he mostly just stuck to doing smudgy eyeliner and occasionally adding a gloss layer on his lips.
But, seriously, what the fuck.
"If you try to touch me, I will turn you into a charbroiled chicken wing."
there's no teasing here. you are genuinely a beautiful girl and a lovely woman, if that is your desire. your hips dont lie and honestly you could pull off a pair of bigger refineries.
Rodimus gives a frustrated growl of his engine and gets up from his desk to leave the room.
He'd slam the door if he could, but, like, the door is one of those slidy sci-fi spaceship doors that come standard on Autobot ships, so it sort of just sedately glides back into place without so much as an audible hiss.
Incredibly unsatisfying.