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MTMTE-based RODIMUS, written by SAMSA!
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if i look back, i am lost
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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REVAMPED PINNED POST!!
HELLO, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING !!
MTMTE-based RODIMUS, written by SAMSA!
(if you can’t reach me here, message me on @sparkmender)

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“What if you could play blackjack with the hookers, though.”
“So, who wants to be the flower girl for Skywarp and I when we have our bromance wedding?”
ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style
but like how many dudes can u fit in a wood horse acthally

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the haunted game
“Are you looking at my aft? And if you aren’t, why not?”
does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it
I gotchu
YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!
You literally cannot find this type of community interaction on twitter or instagram or any other app. Look at the support, the gratitude, the absolutely incomprehensible shared knowledge of this most cursed, most rare gif.
Truly this is beauty.
Chrysler Streamline X "Gilda" (1955) What the Jetsons would've driven if they didn't already own a flying car. ✨ Check out those fins!!!
One of the most futuristic Jet-Age concept cars ever created, the Chrysler Streamline X "Gilda" was originally powered by a gas turbine engine. It was named after Rita Hayworth's iconic character in the 1946 film Gilda.
CAPTAIN'S POLL would you spoon a ghost (not that one)?
ya
no

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“Did you guys know it’s national hot dog day.”
artist: @sashasdoodles [downsized for tumblr]
I finally got a reference for Outbreak! I've had this poor girl for years, so this is very exciting and fulfilling to me ;3;
Thank you so much, again, Sasha 💚
EVERYBODY LOOK AT KITTY
if i made a bruce springsteen movie it would all be made up. not even a biopic. the e street band gets abducted by aliens and has to learn to bring peace to two warring planets through the power of song
whatever tho. not like i really care that much because im cool and easy going
scientists have recently announced that exoplanet HR 3499a is no longer believed to be potentially capable of supporting life, after new spectroscopic readings indicated that it doesn't even have a dishwasher. "i mean, it doesn't even have a fucking dishwasher," said the lead researcher. "I guess you could live there, but, like, would you really want to?"

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{ @springingfromnothing }
Bites his shoulder idly.
Oh. Okay. Sure.
Rodimus gives a little mental shrug and leans back into Springer a little more, giving the big guy a pat on the hip.
“You wanna talk about it, or you wanna scrape my paint off and take a nap?”
Springer squeezes Rod closer to his front. Kneading at him with a whine. Biting down just a bit harder before easing up. Chewing in careful scrapes as his engine vents roughly.
Field a mess of depression and stress.
Figures. Something must’ve happened to set Springer to nonverbal mode, but Rodimus isn’t gonna pry it out of the mech when he’s in the middle of it.
So he groans softly at the harder bite instead, letting the big guy squish at him like he’s that ‘teddy bear’ Daniel used to drag around everywhere. His own servos settle over Springer’s forearms around his waist, just resting there for a moment. “Alright, cowboy. I’m here. S’all good.”
"It's 'cause I'm Rung's favorite."