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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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cherry valley forever
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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idioms are always funnier in languages you do not understand, especially when a native speaker is struggling to explain and actively digesting how ridiculous it is in real time

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😭😭please
get down you drunk fucks😭😭😭😭😭
i'm sorry this really does look like a father with his two awkward teenage sons

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lando p6 after deployment issues, red flags, barely any practice runtime, and hitting a literal mercedes cooling device in q3... the absolute horrors he has faced this weekend 💀 he’s dragging that car into the top 10 through pure spite and i am so here for it.
the level of max verstappen dick sucking in his fandom is insane. we have a rookie who has arguably put in one of the best rookie performances this sport has ever seen and yall voted dotd for a guy who inherited 5 places and can't pass lando for 5th
Israel is bombing Iranian civilians and gleefully put out press release calling it a 'pre-emptive' attack while Iran has been negotiating for weeks. 'Pre-emptive' strikes don't exist in International law. International law doesn't exist either it seems. What exists is Israel, a made up terrorist limb of the cancerous American state and it feeds the capitalist appetite for blood and oil.
Israel is bombing Iranian civilians and gleefully put out press release calling it a 'pre-emptive' attack while Iran has been negotiating for weeks. 'Pre-emptive' strikes don't exist in International law. International law doesn't exist either it seems. What exists is Israel, a made up terrorist limb of the cancerous American state and it feeds the capitalist appetite for blood and oil.

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"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically
Carlos and Jannik playing a game (look at how Carlos is smiling)
atptour & gabesco | [x]
getting the public the answers they’ve been waiting for
Carlos: Lando is afraid of everything
Lando while skiing: (nervous laugh) "Ed!" (long pause) "I'm gonna drop in"
Lando (quieter): "I don't know if I wanna do this"
max and lily 🥹🥹🥹❤️ (via kellys insta story)

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Commission of my digital art turned physical. Can’t believe someone asked for this within a week of posting the illustration. They originally asked for a print, but I mentioned that I could also do a physical acrylic piece - sold!
As an established international artist now (< apply a sarcastic tone), my artwork is an exploration of pareidolia - the physiological phenomenon where the brain interprets random visual patterns as faces.
I start by freely drawing the black outlines, then add eyes, teeth, lips - wherever a face jumps out at me. Next, I add colour. I don’t really have an explanation for my colour choices; I just pick the ones that feel right. From there, I add more texture with patterns and lines.
And that’s it. That’s my process. Mind-blowing stuff, eh? Probably the next Picasso over here…
Woke up to seeing ppl mention ohnepixel was checking Lando’s cs inventory and went to watch and… well first of all I mean it’s more valuable than I initially thought (guesstimating six figures) and well, he has put three stickers on a rainbow gun that spell out ‘big floppy dick’
Do with that what you will