Noticed my sister turned her location off and was like huh that’s weird! Except my brother in law didn’t. And he’s in Amsterdam. Where I will be tomorrow. And now I am weeping and trying to figure out how to seem surprised.

Everyone including Vcarb calling them "Lawblad" when LIVID was right there I am annoyed.

So like when is UnitedHealthcare going to plead guilty for all of the deaths THEY’VE caused in the name of capitalism

The guy I went to college with who once told me that women "need to suck it up and stop bitching about PMS" just posted on Instagram that his wife is pregnant with twin girls, great cool awesome

It's funny how much of the stuff Lando gets criticized for, and the people who are often doing the criticizing, really boils down to "I'm a fan of one of his competitors and my guy is super bland and boring so I'm not sure how to handle this guy who knows how to have fun"