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one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him
his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason
Someone: You're so dramatic!
Me, with a rose between my lips, throwing glitter around, dressed in evening wear during the day, draping myself across a piano: I have no idea what you're talking about
So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
“Drink” it…
And no more will come out.
So here’s my proposition…
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY

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baby meeting cat for the first time
Cat person right there.
Look at that tiny rectangle.
thsi is one of the top 3 most important videos i’ve ever seen
My dad told me a story recently about how he was in Boy Scouts or something and they went on a hike and were each given a rifle and one single bullet to practice shooting with (idk, it was the 70s or whatever). One of his friends, whom I’ll refer to as Steel Balls for reasons that will soon become clear, beckons my dad to a part of the woods and points to a giant hornets nest up in a tree. SB announces that he’s going to shoot it, waits for my dad to take cover (as one should in this situation), and fires off his only round into the nest. Sure enough, a swarm of pissed off hornets descend upon SB, who stands stoically and perfectly still at the base of the tree. Dad maintains that, despite their buzzing right around him, none of the hornets stung his friend, and they soon calmed down and returned to their newly renovated nest. SB turns back to face my dad and imparts this chunk of wisdom: “That’s the secret to dealing with hornets, Jim. They don’t know humans make rifle shots; they don’t know where the noise came from. You gotta stand still and don’t move, and they won’t chase you. If you run, they know you’re guilty.” Apparently dad was so awed he gave up his single bullet so SB could shoot the nest a second time, with the same results.
Long story short: hornets can sense guilt and there are people in the world who have tested this theory.
me: wow it’s friday :) if i finish all of my school work today i’ll be free for the rest of the weekend which means i can enough sleep and go out :)
my brain: or……u could…..u know……..not..do that………………..
I did it anyway and I feel so good like guys just do your work
you: I feel so good like guys just do your work
my brain: or……imagine…u kno……not doing that…………..
The Purrfect Bookmarks
There’s nothing better than having a cat by your side while reading a good book.
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it is so important to me that people see this tweet. i spent 5 full minutes laughing at this
As an inside joke, the officers decided to have the cake decorated in police-blue ribbons and sugared bees (for a “sting”).
The band, led by a city police officer, announced themselves as a weed-loving group named S.P.O.C, which stood for ‘Somebody Protect Our Crops.’ In actuality, it was just COPS spelled backwards.
They played the song ‘I Fought The Law (and the Law Won)’ as a signal to begin the bust.
“Let’s have some fun,” an officer shouted. “Everybody here that’s a cop, stand up! Okay! All the rest of you motherfuckers put your hands on the table, because you’re under arrest! This is a bust!”
I found a video of The Wedding Sting, but there’s no audio :(
Source
IMAGINE YOUR OTP
WOOOW
Puts every single fake married AU to shame.
this is some red wedding shit right here
All these clues and the drug dealers still couldn’t figure out it was a bust?
Wow.
what sort of brooklyn nine fuckin nine
oh my god
I need the rest of this story
right okay, her husband pays these dudes to kill her, and they kidnap her, but rather than kill her (they told her they don’t kill women) after a day, they drop her off with a cell phone, the recording of her husband asking for her to be killed, plus the $7000 he paid them, and tell her to go make sure it doesn’t do that again, so she fucking turns up right after the funeral about a week later??, and his ass freaks out and he screams some shit about ghosts, but shes like “lol no bitch i’m real” and hes in jail now and she free af to be with her 8 kids.
Every time I see that title I think it says she crashes a CAR into the funeral and it’s a great mental image
i’m so fucking done with winter and coldness *kicks at tree* grow some fucking leaves you piece of shit *throws pebble at the sun* shine harder you fake hoe
Morse Code A Visual Guide
sammiwolfe important to our lives lol XD
Oh oh my god now Morse code actually makes SENSE when you lay it out like that
Morse code is pretty sweet. But PLEASE remember: … _ _ _ … (Dit-Dit-Dit-Dah-Dah-Dah-Dit-Dit-Dit) “S.O.S.” This could save a life.

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why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?
They can’t swallow because that’s gay