i think when shane hollander finally watches everything everywhere all at once he may need to take 2 weeks minimum off for an actual silent retreat

once again i have to say the circa-2012 ilya rozanov ad campaign for absolut vodka that lives in my mind is legendary

like he's fully nude covered in droplets of moisture, with an absolut bottle blocking his junk, looking down with a playful yet intense smirk while suggestively pouring a shot from the bottle, and the campaign is blue-toned. i can literally see it. the tagline is something like "find your wild. find your absolut."

every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

I know that when Ilya finally finds out that Shane had put on a suit before their first hook up he's gonna be insufferable about it he'll be like "Shane, kotenok, it's time to suit up we're gonna have sex"

Every time they go to have sex for the next ten weeks, Ilya pauses and Shane gets concerned by the look on his face until Ilya just says ‘uh. Shouldn’t you be wearing your suit’ and Shane nearly gets up and leaves the room (as a bit)

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let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

i've said it before but if i was reid i would end unrivaled with an explicit scene of shane topping without any discussion or explanation just to set fire to the bar behind me and then i would permanently fully retire from the public eye