[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Monterey Bay Aquarium
art blog(derogatory)
NASA

roma★
KIROKAZE

Xuebing Du
Cosmic Funnies
trying on a metaphor

Kiana Khansmith

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

#extradirty
Jules of Nature

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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almost home

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@aceofblackhearts
[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

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YOU hates terfs
rb if u hates terfs
Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
what's up, coming at you as one of those dirty-minded smut enjoying asexuals handing out water at the orgy or whatever the fuck people say. anyway, lately i get this kind of insidious sense that people think of sex-positive or sex-favorable aces as the "cool" aces. like "hey don't worry man, i'm asexual but you don't have to do anything to accommodate it." And of course it's a spectrum/umbrella, people can be asexual and sex-positive or sex-favorable, i know that from experience. But i worry it's also seen as the *more palatable* version of asexuality.
So here's the reminder that you are not weird or prudish or childish or mean if you don't want people talking about sex around you. You are not morally reprehensible or puritan or fascist if sex makes you uncomfortable or upset. if someone tries to make you feel ashamed of that discomfort, or pushes your boundaries on purpose just because they can, they're the ones in the wrong for not respecting you. Never, ever compromise yourself for the sake of people who think you're less than for how you feel and who you are.
Aggressive reminder, also, that that "asexuals will hand out water bottles at the orgy" post is and always was just lowkey acephobia. Asexuals do not exist to serve anyone. We do not owe allos a certain level of assistance, enabling, or participation in exchange for respect and acceptance. We do not have to facilitate anyone else's sexuality. We do not have to be cheerleaders or wingmen. We do not have to laugh at anyone's jokes. We do not have to be fun or palatable. We are allowed to (and should) take up space and have our own agenda.
The allos will hand out water at their own fucking orgy.
this also goes for the new trend of allos constantly doing the “aces write the best smut” and “aros write the best fluff.” it’s obvious so many of yall only see our identities as something that can be useful to you.
(Sex positive is specifically in relation to the movement. Sex favorable and disgusted/averse are specifically ace language)

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I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:
Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed
Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.
If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals
I'm only saying this for your sake, but objectively, it's not a smart idea to bring politics into normal hobbies. You might lose supporters of your blog just because of your political stance, and that would be terrible since you're so amazing!! It's only a suggestion, but I really reccomend not bringing politics into anything.
Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.
Absolutely never.
Nope, not touching it ever.
was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out
the comments have me in tears
@rogue-bard
It DOES have a sign. It turns on when it detects something too tall for the bridge. It even flashes. And the traffic lights will go red to get people to stop when it detects an over height vehicle so they read the signs. (note this lovely example where the lights are red, because the truck thought it was better than the lights)
every time I see this post I've forgotten how clearly signposted the canopener bridge is, and every time it hits me like a truck (hitting the canopener bridge and getting the top of its trailer ripped asunder)

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This is cinema actually
#I love how ali looms as a threatening force the entire video #and she does try to commit murder suicide #absolute cinema (via @dragoonthegreat)
The answer to your question: almonds.
Let me be clear this was put- this was put into this fuckin questionnaire. To come for me. And I’m gonna explain something:
If you’re at home, and you’re Afraid to tell your gaming group, that you’re a snacker-
I’ve got your back. Okay? -Because its OKAYtofuckinsnack. Alright?
When you’re out there-liSOME OF US
SWEAT
From The
Moment we w-wake up
To The
Moment we go to sleep.
Some of Our
BoOodieeeS
are betraying us Constantly. …i-
wOULD I HAVE CHOSEN?
this
Paper White.
Fur Covered.
Constantly Sweating body?
(cackling)
NO. iwouldn’thave. Does it require
Constant (??)
Almonds?yes.
(guffawing & wheezing)
Almonds All the time. okay?
And I’m not gonna APOLOGIZE becausethesetwofucking
Elevated Beings.
These two. Hovering-uhuh-w-wwhats the wwhatawhatathe Preeeee the:
pre-skeksis
pre-mystic
Light Beings from The Dark Crystal. YOU TWO.
SOME OF US ARE POD PEOPLE. OKAY?
I’m a little
PODLING.
and i NEED to Snack. If I could have
another Mouth. in my back.
(more confused wheezing)
So that I could- the Biggest du-bObsticle in my GMing. Alright? uh huh Is that the same place I
talk from
is where the
food needs to go.
we knowwhattogethim for christmas
a mouth in my back!
a mouth back!
So that I can have a Friend
Shoveling Salami into an open furnace in my torso
while i
Narrate.
…
AND I’M NOT SORRY
I LIKE TO SNACKto answer your question
almonds.
[video description: person on camera inhales on the party blower, not making any noise and simulating taking a drag off a cigarette. Then exhales as someone off-camera blows into their own party blower, making the sound. Person on camera loses their shit and everyone laughs. End description]
Paying 5 yuan for hot gossip
English added by me :)
I love the integrity of paying her more he did not expect the motherlode but he was NOT about to lose it
yall NEED to know the currency conversion means he's handing her 69 cents (USD) at a time

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I couldn't find those anywhere (I was sure I saw those before, but oh well), so I made them myself
Happy Ace Awareness Week to all Acespec people 💜 Treat yourself with some yummy cake and garlic bread 😋
As more and more people are being forced to switch to Windows 11, Microsoft's most AI-malware-ridden OS yet, I've been putting together articles and links for how to undo the damage and save your battery, your RAM, your disk space, your privacy, and your sanity from this bullshit.
FIRST:
The easiest way to get rid of the majority of the bullshit that Windows is forcing on us, as of October 2025, is this one-stop-one-click debloat solution from a modern day hero:
A simple, lightweight PowerShell script to remove pre-installed apps, disable telemetry, as well as perform various other changes to customi
It's very easy, even if you're not tech savvy or get scared of pop up windows saying "ARE YOU SURE?" Yes, you are sure, I promise. This program takes maybe two minutes and will save you SO MUCH pain, time, and money (and exploitation).
Now that you've done that, here's the cleanup, to catch the little shit that the debloat might have missed (most of this will already be done by debloat, but hey, it's good to double check).
Microsoft wants to put AI everywhere on your PC, but you can take back control.
Even just reading about some of these features makes me angry. Fucking Copilot and "Discover" AI scrapers are in Notepad. NOTEPAD. And then there's this uncanny valley garbage:
No uncanny valley video calls for me, thanks! (Also, what else is it doing while it scans your face and listens to your calls? What else, microsoft? Because there was a lot of memory being assigned to this program for a simple "smooths your skin" add on).
Tired of Microsoft pushing ads throughout Windows 11? Here are the settings you can tweak to turn them off and reclaim some privacy.
The truly insane number of places they have stuck ads on your own home computer is sickening. Become Unmarketable.
Bonus:
Some background programs you probably don't need that are taking up space and how to remove them (Microsoft forums, 2024)
Your Samsung Galaxy Phone comes with 22 apps you don't need (Android Police, 2025)
How to disable the AI in firefox (still the only browser that lets you do this permanently) (Windows Report, 2025)