Sometimes the only way to go is to just go on

Bless Stephen Hawking for taking this question and not dismissing girls, as so many people do, but instead reframing the question to suggest they look into the wonder and craziness that is theoretical physics.

Reblogging because this is perfect.

RIP you amazing, witty, intelligent, compassionate man.

In another universe, Dirk Gently is real. Stephen Hawking implied it. He’s real and we love him and he is our friend. You can’t argue with Stephen Hawking.

Omg this ^^^ Stephen Hawking is right

It’s like a metaphor of what millenials have to do to get jobs vs baby boomers lol

I was debating whether to reblog but that last comment did it for me

*rolls up to the window* yeah gimme a number V combo

“I’ll have two number IXs, a number IX large, a number VI with extra ambrosia, a number VIII, two number XLVs, one with cheese, and a large goblet of wine.”

hail, I am Gaius Furius, welcome to Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives

“YEAH CAN I GET A FVCKIN VVVVHHH….VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVHHHHHHHHH…BVRGER?”

Salve, and welcome to Panis Rex, my name is Publius, would you like to try our roasted peacock combo?

A little louder

Yes. Thank you.

I see a lot of people on my dash complain about their significant other. Maybe they should show that person this post.

life may be rough but boobs are really really soft

Periods are stupid I’m gay I know I’m not pregnant can you not

You fucking salmon…

The pencils make me so uncomfortable

I…??????

I hate this.

Fuck, I love animation.

@to-be-fair

So cool!

I have some complaints I would like to file. 

THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY AND UNCOMFORTABLE,

this the cool shit u can do with houdini

why are my hands cold but not the rest of me

The ghosts are holding your hands

how romantic……

There is something about sunlight that makes life seem just a little less horrible

it’s the vitamin d bitch