i saw Satan through the Peephole of Room 666

OP you’re my personal fucking hero

nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again

So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think there’s buried treasure under there

treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)

THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK

I love this genre of tumblr posts that’s basically the online equivalent of playing power rangers on the playground

Don’t ignore it.

"defend your thesis" why are you attacking my thesis

It was an extremely cool and weird start to a new star trek to have the new captain (technically Sisko is a commander but who cares) be like “I know you didn’t mean to but you killed my wife >:(”

adulthood is thinking about the people you talked to online in 2011 and being like ohhh. that’s a pedophile. right

shout out to the literal fan fiction happening a few blocks from my apartment. there has been this halal meat market on the corner for like 19 years that the owner’s son just inherited and directly across the street this woman opened a kosher grocery store and since day one they’ve had this very friendly fake rivalry, playing it up for the customers, it’s always been super goofy and light hearted. so turns out last night she proposed in the middle of the afternoon rush in the meat market and he said YES and she’s moving her store to the adjacent empty storefront on the left so they can have a JOINT GROCERY STORE it is so fucking cute I wish them the happiest marriage ever