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the "will probably procrastinate their own death" squad

aquarius, pisces, taurus, libra, sagittarius

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shaketheglitteroffurclothes

#me

onemoredaytoanewbeginning

My social life has two moods: Mr Bingley and Mr Darcy.

There is no in between

unsolve

bunnyfood

GOTTA GO FAST

derpycats

Huh?

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incredulicious

lil pup

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nutckles

those darn dang ding dong social justice warios

casibarria

These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.

zohbugg

whenever I tell people I don’t want kids, they get all indignant like “oh you say that now.” Then I just send them this photoset.

dramasubtitles

fuckyeahnbagifs-blog

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watehva

If you’re gonna post song lyrics on social media ask yourself is it worth it? Let me work it. Put my thing down flip it and reverse it

theonion

Vegetarian Option Just Iceberg Lettuce On Bread

psvlms

facts-i-just-made-up

Mated turtles share their shells!

Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.

gay-for-toasters

I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”

facts-i-just-made-up

I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.

luckydreaming

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

running-with-toast

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

onceuponakhaleesi

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

jamesbleach

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

theapatheticstag

hmmmmmmm I wonder

aight lets see what happens

hmmmmmmm…. maybe it takes awhile?

givein2mike

*reblogs*

mooserattler

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

moonblossom

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

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