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"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

ay yo i made a giant blunt in totk

a million deaths upon you gay boy

What if I swab my pussy with this at home covid test to see how absolutely sick it is

fun new blog title: "welcome to my twisted pussy"

ducks be like

this is no longer a fun new blog title

slav squirting outside of mcdonalds waiting for the uber

hang on wait hold on

this is about snow totals not cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Listen. I wouldn’t just fuck an alien. I’d take an alien out on a date, to their favorite restaurant. I’d marathon an aliens favorite show with them. I’d spoon an alien every night. I’d bring an alien little random tokens and gifts to remind them of my affection. I’d help an alien work through their emotional issues and family baggage. I’d adopt a shelter pet with an alien and raise him as our very own son. I’d grow old with an alien, every blissful year of our union reminding us of how much we cherish each other. I’d make love to an alien.