Accepted! 2019

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On your acceptances, 2019 — the blog is still undergoing reconstruction, but if you're down to share your successes, I'm down to post them. Submit humblebrags to me and enjoy a semester of senioritis.

We have a few interested people, please send us a short email to our address on the contact tab so we can communicate there!

Thanks for sticking around this long. Also thanks to those of you who recognized me on campus. You make me feel like less of a loser. -heart emoji-.

http://acceptedco2018.tumblr.com/post/88248585817/where-in-the-world-are-we-going-to-college

hmu with your neopet names!!

DOES ANYONE AT BARNARD SMOKE WEED HURRY WE DONT HAVE MUCH TIME BEFORE THIS POST IS DELETED

Are human brains part of your routine alimentary cravings? Most likely not. Therefore, we’re not zombies. Case solved. Check mate. Bingo. Good night.

Do you think it is risky to run illegal fish trading out of your dorm room? I’ve built this from the ground up and I don’t want it to go down like my pornography studio.

Just finished Alcohol Edu in one sitting… I need a drink.

Turn up or transfer

When do we check into our dorms? booking flights right now and don’t want to arrive to find I have to sleep on the streets. Would the 3rd be ok?

It’s a funny story, really – I only found out Brown was a university 2 weeks ago. I thought I was applying to the Brown Rehabilitation Centre in Southfield, MI! Now look where I am… Bloody autocorrect. Guess I’ll have to deal with my crippling heroin addiction on my own then. Good luck, future roommate…

Contact information for the new team will be up when we figure out who they are.

Okay, Princeton. It’s been finals week and I need a good laugh. What’s the dumbest little thing you’ve ever done? Once I had to ask how to spell my name on a standardized test in seventh grade.