#this is james

so this slid across my desk recently

trans james who is so obsessed w regulus to the point to like, "i am think about murdering your ex boyfriend, hope u don't mind" and regulus has no idea. he thinks james is just trying to get along w his friends, he thinks he started to like them too, he thinks it was such a surprise that james immediately is trying to know them, what are their hobbies, what do they do in their free time, how do they like their coffee etc. but he has no idea james is just. trying to find ways to take barty down, if evan is gonna be a problem, how can he can make it look like an accident, what are their weak spots, how he can use them against them, how he can get away w it. and to me this is funny as fuck. barty and evan are already like getting weirded out, they know smth is up but what. what exactly james is doing? is he like that normally? is he that nice? he can't be that nice. he must really like regulus but what are his limits? and then bam.

I love saying ‘fuck me’ because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.