Acateseason

Cannot understand "moths are ugly butterflies" ideology. First off, moths came first, so respect your elders. Second, they're literally the same but fluffier?? Check yourself

Funniest thing about living in Germany is that occasionally you're like I should go to the park oh wait nvm it's closed off today because of the bomb squad.

My biggest flex is that I've never been evacuated even though they keep finding bombs in my neighbourhood because the evacuation radius always ends a couple houses from us

Just heard a loud noise and felt the house shake for a second so I guess they're finished with the thing

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"

his big doleful eyes and violently self-destructive tendencies have captivated me

rip to you guys but i love assembling ikea furniture its so fun its like legos

people complain about how confusing assembling ikea furniture is and meanwhile i rise above their understanding and exist beyond their pitiful mortal comprehension as i spend a wonderful day assembling two twin beds with nothing but two hex keys, hope, and a whole lot of screws. 10/10 experience would do again