I can't stand it.

someone has to do something

do you think you could hang with jesus or was he like always on

The whole concept of worms being in apples kind of fell off but I think it’s such a good first lesson for kids. Like just being aware an Apple could have a worm…that was really formative for me

Rats and rabbits are both born knowing that death is inevitable. Rats cope with this by living an epicurean existence, basking in simple pleasures and love of their fellow rat. Rabbits cope by believing in Puritan style predestination.

my boy curtis has a friend who lives in a shoe and eats one berry a day and shit

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling "is it normal to get a haircut" "am i allowed to get a haircut" "is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there"

awesome news you guys

Jesus would smoke a blunt with you but modern religious organizations refuse this simple reality

bdsm enjoyers r onto something. i think we should incorporate aftercare into just hanging out. i need a buddy to hold me and say “that was really fun and you seemed normal”