casey's little monsters

What if the original three archival assistants had a mbmbam-style podcast where they gave bad answers to queries sent down to the archives

Sasha: he came up running and shouting “spiral! Hell! Now!” And I was just like “Micheal, we can’t keep doing this.”

Tim claims to be a sexpert, but if there’s a degree on his wall, I haven’t seen it

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Question: why is a sword, a representation of being gay?

cause im gay and i like swords whats not to get

you know an awful lot of people dont realise this actually. but rest assured if its about swords and being gay, there is a high chance i wrote it

If you have to ask what a sword has to do with being gay, you aren’t gay

every time you sneeze you steal it from someone else. theres only ever 1 sneeze in the world

if two people sneeze at the same time they’re borrowing the sneezes from each other very quickly

It’s like that electron thing

Its exactly like that electron thing

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

marisha ray exists as a constant reminder that im bisexual