I’m A Graphic Designer

The knowledge that there are people out there who appreciate what I do is of immeasurable worth and it’s near-impossible for me to put into words how thankful I am for your willingness to listen and support my art.

BITMAP WATERCOLOR BRUSHES, Y’ALL!!! Want to make some SAI brushes in FireAlpaca? Check out THIS handy Guide!

Want to make this brush? Just make a perfect circle and save it (I call mine “round”) and use it as the bitmap, and copy the settings above. It works pretty nicely :D

UM, WHILE I’M HERE:

Here is where you can download FireAlpaca (it is completely free software)

*If English is not your native language, you can download it in other languages.

Please download from the official FireAlpaca websites, because a friend of mine simply googled FireAlpaca and downloaded from some random site, and she got malware! So PLEASE be careful.

FireAlpaca has a suggestion/bug reporting box on their site so you can request features, or let them know if you’re having any issues! Also FireAlpaca works fantastically on Mac computers! (though I will say the only time FA has crashed on me is when I used a Mac, so PLEASE save your work often)

Also, please visit these tumblrs if you do get into using FireAlpaca:

For anyone plugging FireAlpaca, remember that Medibang Paint Pro is a more robust program.

🔴 START RECORDING 🔴

TPU-09 Systems <<OFFLINE>> Boot Sequence <<INITIATED>> Hull Status <<INTACT>> Internals <<OPERATIONAL>> Boot Sequence <<COMPLETE>> TPU-09 Systems <<ONLINE>>

Optics active. Receptors indicate the following:

- Light detected coming from open-gap window @ 3.7 meters of distance, w/a 334° offset to hull. - Light is artificially generated due to non-parallel light rays. - Room is fabricated from Boztien Drywall Composite at 73% purity. - Physical form is in an upright position, Adjusted for gravity intensity. - Physical form is shaped as a Post-Synthezoid in the shape of a humanoid entity. Ċæļëąņ Evolutionary Chain Detected. - The Decorational Aesthetic of the chamber is equivalent to the Ancient Victorian period, as evident by the hanging potted plants, the wooden cabinets installed on the walls and the wooden paneling utilized as flooring.

Location: Final Lunar Base, Neptune Orbit.

Facial Structure Detected.

Scanning… Gender: Male Species: Human-Adjacent Height: 5’ 6” / 1.68m. Weight Estimate: 314 lbs./142.43 kg. Body Build: Endomorphic Name: Dir. Final Human Survival Sect., Dr. Gio Telor. Optics detect the following:

Clothes - A lab coat, with a 10th removed cotton blend button-up, a 5th generation wear khakis pants, aged, a silver ring on the left ring finger, and size 12 wide professional wear moccasins.

A glass tablet.

Gio Telor: “TPU-09, please respond with your full title.”

“My full title is Time Perception Unit, Model 09, created by the ‘Final Human Survival Section, Chapter 332, of the 111th Human Empire.”

“Good. Good. Your Auditory receptors function. Can you tell me, without referencing your internal clock, what time it is?”

“Utilizing the Artificial Lighting coming from the open-gap window @ 3.7 meters of distance from my current placement, in relation to my internal compass indicating we are facing °175 in respect to Neptune’s axis, indicating it is artificially 08:34:53 AM NSMT.”

“Perfect. To the second too, love that. Ok, can you relay me the three laws of robotics? And taking into consideration you don’t have to follow them due to your current status as a machine?”

“As stated by Issac Asimov, the laws of robotics are as follows: ‘A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law’.”

“Interesting Storage is working.”

SFX: clicking on glass.

“I’m going to show you a video file. I want you to describe what you see.”

Video File Detected: ‘change da world’ by @comfygang.

Audio: ‘Change Da World, My final message. Goodbye.’

Audio: Soundfile to the Operating System ‘Windows 95’ Initiation Theme.

“My Receptors indicate the image visualized is an old Earth Mammal known as a rodent, standing in an upright position with a rolled up piece of paper with contents inside it, resembling an Ancient form of internal remedy and medicinal delivery known as a ‘cigarette’, which in later times got disregarded as a medical hazard and carcinogen, with the visual implication that the text below, which crudely reads ‘change da world my final message, goodb ye’ is what the rodent is verbalizing, which it then vanishes from view and leaves the space empty.”

“That is correct.”

“This is the video file ‘change da world’ by @comfygang on the ancient social media platform ’Twitter’ if recorded history is to be perceived correctly.”

“Awesome. Now, let’s discuss your objective.”

“I have no current objective.”

“Good. Do you have a mission”

“Affirmative.”

“What is your mission?”

“My Mission, as a Time Perception Unit, is to record, process and store my findings towards the end of existence and relay them to whomever is able to perceive and use them afterwards.”

“Correct. Can you give me an example of who might want this information?”

“Examples of such species/entities/machines that would want this data include: The Remnants of the Ċæļëąņ species, the Shards of Pyrovillia, the Ontons, the Vexxicisimiionites, the Ur, any exotic species that would exist after humanity, organic life, potential species that exist in a psychic form, and alternate versions of humanity from a different reality.”

“Good. Good. Do you have any obstacles to this objective?”

“My main obstacle is survival of my shape, however, there could be pirate-like species that would utilize my durable form, if knowledgeable on how to disassemble it, scavengers of any lost remnants of the Great Expanse, any corrosives that are still to be discovered by the 111th Human Empire’s Scientific reach, and unruly species that might not know what I am.”

“You’re doing great. Now, I’m going to give you an objective, are you ready to enact it?”

“Affirmative Dr. Telor.”

“Stand up, turn around in a circle clockwise a full 360°, and pick up a pencil from this table just to your right. Think you can do that?”

“Affirmative.”

Shape has placed gravity-adjacent footing to floor of the specially-placed room.

SFX: thud

Adjusting shape for center of mass…

SFX: whirr

SFX: shhhfk

Shape Adjusted. Turning 360° clockwise. Gyration angle adjusted at 0° to the North, relative to the shape’s placement. Turning clockwise… Full rotation acquired. Turning 90° clockwise to the west… Quarter turn acquired. Receptors indicate the following:

- Light is coming relative to open-gap window direction north. - A plateau table is parallel to shape. - Wooden surface akin to Old Earth Oak detected on plateau table.

Moving right appendage to table… Appendage has reached table in minimal time required of 0.35s. Receptors indicate the following:

- plateau table holds multiple items, including: Zeiteg series Apallel stethoscope, Omidia Classics™️ Anti-Glare Solglasses, a non-branded atomic clock with an accuracy of .0000001 zeta seconds, and a Versal Branded Pencil.

Adjusting appendage to grasp the pencil… Pencil is within grasp of appendage. Partial fracturing is detected on pencil surface.

“I detect partial imperfections on pencil surface.”

Gio Telor: “Right, that’s probably from all the biting. Ok.”

SFX: thunk

“Good. That is finally working. No other iteration of you functioned as they were suppose to. TPU-03 was the first to stand on its own, then 05 could talk. You’re the only iteration that can stand, talk and walk. Not to mention prototypes and all that. You are, quite literally the only iteration of a system that is fully functioning at this time.”

“Acknowledging data… useful information.”

“Quite so.”

“What is the reasoning behind this?”

“Besides the full process of iterating previous models through prototyping and testing to the finite reaches of your former versions, most other versions failed to remain active. You’re the only version that’s managed to, well… for a lack of a mechanical term… be.”

“Processing of your words indicates I am the only iteration of the Time Perception Unit project to remain active for this long. Is this correct?”

“Yes, that is the case. You can see, you can hear, and you can feel, as much as a…”

Vocal pause Detected.

“…Post-Synthezoid machine can feel.”

“I convert external data perceived by my extremities and sensors into internal data, as used by humanoid form.”

“Yes. But enough of all that.”

SFX: rustling

SFX: swish

“It’s your time to shine. I would have loved more time for you to experience being, but we’re a bit short on time. Neptune’s headed for destabilization, and you’re gonna intercept with the 115th Fleet.”

Pressure detected on right shoulder of shape. It is Dr. Telor’s Left Hand.

“I’ll miss you."

“How is that the case?”

“Right, yeah. New Memory. Still, Thank you for giving my life purpose.”

SFX: Hiss

SFX: Whirr

Receptors indicate electronic and mechanical arms are adjusting this shape to the internal compartment of a Versal Series Launch Pod.

“What shall I expect?”

“You’ll be seeing a lot of military personnel and stuff. You’ll essentially be at the heart of the last teams to see the end of all things. Be ready. At any moment you’ll see things not meant for you to see.”

“I am to record the final moments of humanity.”

“Yeah but…"

SFX: Sigh

“… You’re correct. Look, just… do your best. Record the last black hole, as stated, and as for your objective, well, your objective is surv-“

SFX: SCHHHHHHHHHHHH

🔴 ENDED RECORDING @ 09/17/3T 🔴

Aldebaran, the star! or Aldo for short

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

Go into the power shell

then paste in:

reg add HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsCopilot /v "TurnOffWindowsCopilot" /t REG_DWORD /f /d 1

like this

Then restart. Also here is how to turn off the awful search suggestions:

Also, VHS tapes did not have menu screens. Your only options were play, fast forward, rewind, pause, stop, or eject.

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